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Greentop City Council Meeting and Post-Session Discussion

Sarie·Aug 6

Summary

Adair County and Schuyler County Tax Rate Approval

  • Speaker 1 presented tax figures for Adair County, including real estate ($505,000) and personal property ($316,241), totaling $721,252.
  • Schuyler County figures were presented with real estate at $3,291,369 and personal property at $2,432,170, totaling approximately $5.7 million.
  • The tax rate for the 2027 year was approved following a motion and a roll-call vote.

Maintenance Report and Street Updates

  • The air conditioner installation and work on Versus Street were completed.
  • Discussions were held regarding asphalt ramps for driveways and moving signs near senior housing to prevent shoulder damage.
  • The speed limit on North Drake Street and other town roads was discussed; the default limit is 25 mph if not marked, but a 15 mph limit was suggested for specific areas.
  • North Locust Street requires significant repair as the road is lower than the ditch; the county will be asked to assist with building it up rather than just adding rock.

Sewer Tech and UV System Updates

  • Maintenance successfully located and opened 14 manholes on newly paved streets.
  • Recent E. coli testing results were in compliance.
  • The new UV system is still in production; once delivered, an electrician will be needed for wiring and installation of a GFI outlet.
  • The city plans to raise its own manholes in the future following a sub-par experience with the current asphalt contractor.

Proposed Energy and Zoning Ordinance

  • Sarah presented a "locally rooted growth" ordinance aimed at protecting property rights and regulating large-scale battery storage or wind/solar projects.
  • Concerns were raised about "fear of missing out" leading to poor long-term decisions and the potential impact on groundwater and noise levels.
  • The council discussed the need for "light zoning" to provide a firewall against industrial projects while acknowledging the need for revenue.
  • Legal counsel Nathan Nicholas will be consulted for further education and to ensure the ordinance is legally sound.

Storm Siren Replacement

  • The council compared bids from Blue Valley (approx. $31,000) and LMV Electronics ($27,000).
  • The council voted to accept the Blue Valley bid because it includes a new pole and a superior system.
  • The cost will be shared with the fire department.

Resolution 2026-8-6: Sewer Credit for Income Survey

  • A resolution was passed to offer a one-time $10 sewer credit to residents who complete the MHI (Median Household Income) data collection form.
  • The goal is to obtain accurate data to qualify for better grant funding and lower interest rates for municipal wastewater improvements.
  • The deadline for submission is August 28th.

Sidewalk Grants and Community Planning

  • The city is looking into MoDOT sidewalk grants (80/20 funding) to connect senior housing to the park.
  • A committee, potentially headed by Jacqueline (Park and Rec), will be formed to create a sidewalk priority plan.
  • Discussion included the necessity of sealing concrete to prevent salt damage and the long-term maintenance requirements of new sidewalks.

Water District and Fire Hydrant Issues

  • Significant frustration was expressed regarding the Schuyler County Water District’s lack of hydrant maintenance and flushing.
  • The city pays $80/month for maintenance, yet many hydrants failed ISO testing, impacting residents' insurance rates.
  • Legal counsel will communicate with the water district's attorney before the Mayor attends any further district meetings.

Ordinance Codification Project

  • The council discussed a bid of $9,795 from General Code to codify all city ordinances and make them searchable online.
  • Current ordinances are outdated, some are legally inconsistent, and the physical binders are disorganized.
  • The project would streamline administration, ensure legal compliance, and improve transparency for citizens.

Abandoned Alley Vacation

  • An ordinance was passed to vacate abandoned east-west and north-south alleyways between South Marion, South Washington, 7th, and 8th Streets.
  • The property will revert to the adjacent lot owners as per statutory requirements.

Transcript

  1. 11:01 PM

    11,420.

  2. So real estate commercial, 43,111. Personal, 4821.

  3. Um, state assessed commercial aircraft. Um, total real estate, 505,000. Um, total personal property, 316,241, with a total of 721,252.

  4. Is there any questions on the Adair County side?

  5. Thank you.

  6. All right.

  7. Moving to the Schuyler County side. Um, the real estate is 3,291,369.

  8. Personal property is 2,432,170, and the total is basically 5.7 million.

  9. Um, what's the amount of property tax revenue budgeted for? General is $57,235.39.

  10. The total is the same amount. New construction is $23,010, and that's assessed per...

  11. Let's see, $100 per thousand

  12. evaluation.

  13. Is there any questions on the Schuyler County side?

  14. So with that, I need a motion to approve the tax rate for the 2027 year as presented.

  15. I'll make a motion.

  16. I need a second.

  17. I'll second.

  18. I'm gonna do a roll call vote on that. Keith Nelson, how do you vote?

  19. Rob Small?

  20. Aye.

  21. Deborah March?

  22. Aye.

  23. Ashley is absent.

  24. All in favor?

  25. Aye.

  26. Motion carries. If there's no other discussion, we can ask for a motion to adjourn. I hear it.

  27. I'll make a motion to adjourn.

  28. I'll second.

  29. At 6:04. Perfect.

  30. Thank you, guys.

  31. Then with that, we'll jump into the council meeting that I'll call to order at 6:04, and we'll stand up for the pledge.

  32. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

  33. Thank you. Roll call.

  34. Ashley is absent for now. If you come tonight, be sure to sign that roll. All right. Everybody should have gotten a copy of the agenda.

  35. 11:05 PM

    I need to, um...

  36. Other than that, I need to, um, add the board of zoning tally from here.

  37. Oh, yeah.

  38. If we could put that in active business number eight.

  39. Two seventy-seven.

  40. Here?

  41. Yeah.

  42. Okay.

  43. Did everyone have a... Everything she wanted?

  44. Got one more.

  45. All right. That's it.

  46. All right. If I could get a motion to accept the amended agenda.

  47. I'll, I'll make that.

  48. Second?

  49. I'll second.

  50. Motion carried. Or all those in favor?

  51. Aye.

  52. Motion carried.

  53. Found?

  54. They all got it, but I think I...

  55. Harry, we get to sign?

  56. All right. Everybody in your agenda packet should have got the minutes of the prior meeting. Did anybody see anything that needed changed on that?

  57. It's all accurate.

  58. Any corrections?

  59. All right. We need a motion and a second.

  60. I'll second that.

  61. All right. All those in favor, say aye.

  62. Aye.

  63. Motion carried. All right. The treasurer's report and paid bills.

  64. You all should have got all the balances.

  65. Yeah.

  66. There's just a few in here, but I did wanna, uh, to bring up something about, um, the Missouri Department of Revenue sent out a paper that said that we can round because of the penny shortage. Um, it suggests we round up or down depending on what's the closest to the five, five cent mark.

  67. Um, and I'm not really sure how that's... the program is gonna work on that, and that is only though if you pay cash

  68. So if you're writing a check or, then it's what it is.

  69. Yeah.

  70. I think Casey's is already doing something like that. Or I've noticed it.

  71. A lot of them are doing that.

  72. But I wanted to bring that up, um, that some people couldn't...

  73. Um, one of the outstanding bills here that I have is for three ninety-seven, and that was for an AC unit and-

  74. Oh, good

  75. ... it crashed right before election.

  76. And then Menards.

  77. That's the, that's the-

  78. Part supplies.

  79. That's, no that's-

  80. Oh

  81. ... for the, the border around it.

  82. The frame around it? Okay.

  83. The bolts and...

  84. And then USA Blue Book for ninety-five fifty-five, and that is flanges and gaskets for whenever the new UV system comes in to be able to replace those coming out of the super fund.

  85. Do you guys have any questions or anything about what you see in the budget? Or not... In the treasurer's report?

  86. All right. Can I get a motion to accept the treasurer's report and pay bills?

  87. I'll move it.

  88. A little bit.

  89. And a second?

  90. I'll second.

  91. All those in favor say aye.

  92. Aye.

  93. All signed in.

  94. All right. That takes us to the citizens and guests portion. Greg, you were here. What you got going on?

  95. I'm just watching.

  96. Listening in?

  97. If everybody could sign in on the sign-in sheet.

  98. They are.

  99. And sorry, I don't know who you are.

  100. Brian Morrison.

  101. Brian Morrison. Okay, perfect. [coughs]

  102. Glad you could make it.

  103. [laughs]

  104. And then Carrie, Debbie, you guys got anything or just listening in?

  105. 11:10 PM

    We're just here.

  106. Okay.

  107. Sarah, I have you actually on the agenda.

  108. Okay.

  109. I'm here to keep Carrie in line.

  110. [laughing]

  111. I need it.

  112. She thought I was here to entertain you. [laughing]

  113. I'm sure that makes everybody feel better, honey.

  114. [laughing]

  115. I mean...

  116. Let's see.

  117. My maintenance report.

  118. Well, the air conditioner got put in this week. Um, Versus Street got done this week. Greg just asked me about his driveway, where they come off his driveway. It's, you know, about eight thick, and there wasn't nothing we could do. I, I don't know why I couldn't take some of this asphalt we got here and make him-

  119. ... a little bit of a easier ramp there.

  120. Less of a lip?

  121. Less of a jump up there.

  122. Okay.

  123. And maybe somebody else may say the same thing. So if you ain't got any problem with that, well, I'll take him up some asphalt or work it in there for him. That'd be all right?

  124. I think it should be. Yeah.

  125. And, uh, down by the senior housing, you know, we, uh... What about moving the sign? The signs are about that far away from the asphalt now. If we move them right over next to the asphalt, put them back in the ground, and maybe buy another sign or two to put along there to try to just try to keep them from parking over there and knocking the edge off into street. Any issues with that? And we're gonna buy these guys a s- a sign for their, uh, no through traffic down there on their, uh, by their property. Any issues about that?

  126. So I'll get with, uh, Janie this week and try to get those signs coming. All right.

  127. Any issues with that? Need to do anything other than that?

  128. So, uh, other than that, I don't have a whole lot. I've had one guy look at the truck bed box over there, and all I've had him look at that. It's for sale.

  129. Are there any other signs, since we're putting an order together around town, that's probably needed-

  130. Well, well-

  131. And where to put them together?

  132. Before we, before I jump on these signs that we just talked about, I wanna make sure there's not some other ones that we need of some sort, you know?

  133. So, uh, I think... I don't think it hurts to put a couple more over there by the senior housing to try to keep them people from knocking that edge off there.

  134. Well, that ditch has moved a lot since they've been parking over there. It's just sloughing off and, you know, there's not much of a ditch there now.

  135. So I think that would be a wise thing to move that, you know, signs up right up next to the asphalt.

  136. Mm-hmm.

  137. And what about the... I asked the sheriff about the speed limit on the new street, you know? He says if it's not marked, it's twenty-five mile an hour. I drove it yesterday to pay attention and, uh, I only see one sign that says fifteen mile an hour right in there by Carolyn Vincent. Uh, should we get some more signs? I don't think anybody would drive fifteen mile an hour down through there, even if we put the signs.

  138. No, 'cause they're coming out of the parking lots at fifteen miles an hour.

  139. But, you know, we-

  140. I also agree with that.

  141. They can just put the North Drake Street down there, and then we'll make it fifteen mile an hour. [laughs]

  142. Well-

  143. Good place is Oak Park Street.

  144. That's true. That's true. So I, I don't know. I'm just-

  145. We're not gonna ordinance enforce her in here. [laughs] We'll get the elicited to the bump out stuff.

  146. Well, it's just something to think about. I don't know if it would do any good, but, you know, there's only one speed limit sign that I see Uh, south of Greg and, and, uh, Benson

  147. Do speed limits, because I know for state and stuff, like that has to be set by statute and stuff like that. Do speed limits in town need to be set by ordinance?

  148. Well, according to the sheriff, he says if they're, if they're-- you can mark them, the city can mark them what you want or what we want. But if they're not marked, twenty-five mile an hour.

  149. And that's per state statute for the towns or something?

  150. I don't know about that.

  151. I wonder if we should then draft an ordinance just to identify speed limits on streets for town, because I don't think I've seen any in the ordinance book. And moving forward, if we get an ordinance enforcer, something that they can enforce too if it's rightfully identified somewhere.

  152. Okay, so that's something about North Locust Street up there is washed terrible.

  153. The road is lower than the ditch, so it's all running right on the road. If you put a rock on, you're wasting your money. It needs to be built up.

  154. 11:15 PM

    I know that'd be another cost, but we need to...

  155. Does it have a culvert there?

  156. Huh?

  157. Does it have a culvert?

  158. Probably not big enough.

  159. This is a gravel road.

  160. A gravel road.

  161. I know.

  162. Down there where, uh-

  163. Up where Brad lives.

  164. Well, uh, Carolyn Benson used to own that brush patch there. She sold that.

  165. Yeah. Sold to Brad.

  166. But-- And even north of there, it's washed out so bad that-

  167. ... there's a wire showing along the side of the road there. And I, I asked, uh, Darren Halditch about it. He said that's some kind of a tracer wire, 'cause I-- He said if I cut it, it's no big deal. But, uh, I didn't know what it was, so I asked him about that. So it's washed enough there that that wire's plumb out of the ground. And it's really bad from, uh, you know, south of there plumb up to the corner.

  168. I mean, it needs tons and tons of clay or loads of dirt, and then build it up or get it leveled out where the road is higher than the ditches, and then rock it.

  169. And we ain't got the equipment to do that.

  170. Rob, is that something you think you could talk to the county to see if they-

  171. They would probably do it-

  172. When they have maintainers in the area, they would probably do so.

  173. But I mean, even-

  174. They're good about doing that stuff

  175. ... grading's not gonna do much good. It, it needs to be built up.

  176. Right. 'Cause I just don't wanna keep throwing rock on it whenever it's gonna end up in-

  177. You're wasting your money-

  178. Yeah

  179. ... if you put any rock on it right now.

  180. So...

  181. Hard to get a ditch out either.

  182. Right. So it, it definitely needs some work. You know, that road doesn't get a lot of traffic from the corner there back up, you know, toward the-- back to the south, but the one going north does get quite a bit of traffic. So I don't know as if it would be high priority, but it's just getting worse and worse, especially with these-

  183. There are a bus that goes through there during school a lot.

  184. Especially, yeah.

  185. Mm-hmm.

  186. It, it, it needs to have something done.

  187. Or, or shot. [laughs]

  188. Yeah.

  189. Yeah, 'cause it's, it's kind of-- It's, it's pretty bad.

  190. It is, it is bad. It's, it's...

  191. Um, well we still got some road tubes that are plugged up around, mostly on Main Street going, going, uh, north. I, I pulled tire through a couple more recently up there, which seemed to help. It's, you know, gonna cure the issue 'cause we don't have good drainage to the north.

  192. But, uh, so just if somebody complains, I go, I go pull a tire through. If they don't complain, I don't bother. So-

  193. So Rob, if you wouldn't mind asking the county if they could-

  194. I'll, I'll talk to Chris.

  195. And, uh...

  196. I was thinking about that problem then.

  197. That's all I can really think of right now. The signs, wanna get them signed and, and move the other signs.

  198. We need to get this asphalt here on odds and ends holes before we, you know, talk about maybe getting another one before winter. Just, I just wanna wait a little bit before we go and jump on that. So other than that, I don't have any big things I need over there that I'm aware of, so I guess that's about it

  199. then.

  200. All right. Um, sewer tech report, uh, Aaron's not here, nor is Gus. But, um,

  201. let's see. Got-- Over the last month, um, Aaron worked on locating and getting the manholes open for the streets that got repaved, so we were able to get into-

  202. Fourteen of them, wasn't it?

  203. Yeah, about fourteen of them. Was able to get into all of those. Um, I think our most recent E. coli testing came back at a decent number. I don't know if it's been because of the rain or something.

  204. Um, I don't quite know how big the, our E.

  205. coli limit is on that, but I think we're-- this last test was in compliance, hopefully.

  206. Um, other than that, I have the UV system update on the agenda, but it's still in production.

  207. Um...

  208. Well, is, is Les in or out? So I know whether to change locks or, or no?

  209. I'm not sure yet. That's post-meeting.

  210. Okay.

  211. Any other questions on the sewer stuff?

  212. All right. So that takes us to number two, the proposed locally rooted growth, land protection, community, energy ordinance packet. Sarah?

  213. 11:20 PM

    Yeah. Sounds like a lot. It's basically, um-

  214. Sarah, what's... I printed out two extra

  215. I'm muted. I'm muted

  216. ... Okay, yeah. You guys will have to share. Sorry.

  217. It is maybe rooted in fear of the unknown and me and stepping out ahead of, you know... Like I'm not- I'm seeing so many different things change in the area. What do we really want in the area? Do we want stored, battery storage stuff everywhere, at next door to everybody's house? Do we want all these new frequencies coming into our environment?

  218. We put these windmills up for the East Coast. Is that what they told us when they first came in?

  219. I think I heard all the energy

  220. You know, they want, they needed it-

  221. They told the East Coast

  222. ... Yeah. So it's ours. This is, this, this, these lands are the lands that we all live around. Shouldn't we be investing for ourselves rather than sending it on to another area? This, the way this is written, as far as I'm concerned, looks to be that, um...

  223. Sorry, I can write better than I can talk. Um, to protect everyone's property rights, uh, to allow you to go ahead and have a supplemental, uh, energy source to keep your home powered, but it keeps, uh, these big businesses from coming in, using the land, saying they're gonna do one thing, changing the plan mid-stream, and benefiting themselves only. They say, you know, they... It- it's to prevent these farms from coming in.

  224. We have good farm ground. We have fair weather. We have all the seasons.

  225. We should be doing things for our area. We shouldn't be s- A- And, and if we have an excess, go ahead and send it out after we've, we've all got our fill.

  226. So I did find where, um, the city of Kirksville adopted a resolution, which I'm wondering if that's kind of a direction that we can follow until we can get deeper into something like this.

  227. But what is Kirksville really doing?

  228. That's the question. Have, ha- have, have ever- Has everyone been vetted to make sure they haven't signed any gag orders and they're not working for anybody?

  229. So I know the county... Well, from what I've been told by the county is there's no NDAs there, and Mary Macumber said that she hadn't signed any NDAs.

  230. Would they tell you if they did?

  231. Isn't that part of the deal?

  232. You would hope.

  233. Yeah.

  234. You would hope, but

  235. I'm not sure. I did ask the attorney. He hasn't had time to look at it. I really felt kind of bad approaching him.

  236. I mean, even, even Adair County is behind Schuyler County as far as the zoning was concerned for these windmills. So are... Is, is going to Adair County simply because it's more populated the right thing? Or, and I may just spitballing that. I don't know that they are more populated, but I'm gonna guess they are.

  237. I've heard a little more toward Adair County because I do see them the ones going out to be educated on. Yes, Schuyler County has the zoning, but that zoning commission has people that's deceased on it. So that's how wayside that's kind of been, and it, that's gonna take people getting involved to reestablish that.

  238. But they're signing contracts because they're afraid of missing out on money instead of diving down and re-educating the, the community to where we're actually doing good things for ourselves.

  239. We're giving things away because we're afraid of missing out on that dollar, and that's not how we should be living.

  240. Yeah, there wasn't anything-

  241. One of the problems they have down there is they put zoning on the ballot-

  242. Uh-huh

  243. ... four times-

  244. Yeah

  245. ... and it got voted down.

  246. Right. But they keep playing with it.

  247. If they keep voting it down, the commission doesn't have much control.

  248. That's why it's gone out to the county.

  249. If someone quietly sells a 400-acre piece, they, they can't do anything about it.

  250. Well, this would allow-- This would keep from, you know... They-

  251. ... they rent from this guy. They buy from this guy.

  252. They get an agreement. It would keep us from having this within our town because we don't have any science to show that any of this is safe for us to live around.

  253. Six, eight guys in town putting a battery storage facility up, you know. Yeah. There's people in town that, that would take the money if it was offered, you know.

  254. 11:25 PM

    See, and I, I do agree with Green Talk having some kind of like-

  255. Some kind of firewall. Yeah

  256. ... some kind of zoning, but with that, that's gonna take people participating to be part of that zoning commission. And I mean, these last two meetings have been incredible for the town, but we've had meetings where nobody shows up, guys. So I mean, I do feel we need a light zoning, 'cause some kind of zoning, I say light zoning because it may not need to be crazy in-depth.

  257. It's gonna have to stay light because people aren't gonna wanna see an in-depth zoning when they go to doing stuff on the top table.

  258. They're gonna come in, and they're gonna woo everybody, and they're gonna pad everybody's pockets with these kind of projects, and we're gonna lose out because these jobs aren't being filled by people here. These are contractors all coming in, like I... That's what I'm afraid of. They sell us one thing, and they give us something completely different, and we don't benefit from it at all At all

  259. These places, they, they prey on areas like this, just like the windmills. Bunch of poor farmers around here are gonna get a check every month.

  260. Hell yeah.

  261. They signed up for it, you know? And same thing-

  262. But the county's got money off the windmills. They could not get a dime off solar-

  263. Right

  264. ... because that was-

  265. If they hadn't have-

  266. ... forbidden at a legislative level.

  267. If they hadn't have established the zoning-

  268. Power of the lobby

  269. ... it wouldn't happen. They got that established some-

  270. Well, see, Adair County got a million dollars for the windmills going up, and they don't have county zoning.

  271. I know, but it's perfectly because they had-

  272. Oh, but that was because Adair County has the, had the use tax. That's how they got their million dollars.

  273. Right. That's where they got it from, and that's all they got.

  274. They still get, they still get property tax money off of them. Most of that goes to your schools.

  275. So I did see where actually an attorney within the law firm that we have hired, since they represent, you know, where these places are going in, they're doing some research too. So I'm hopeful whenever I do get to talk to Nathan about it, that he definitely has more education for us. And I could see if he could participate via Zoom or something.

  276. This is uncharted. This is something totally brand new, and the, whoever the companies are that are operating these things, they know just as much as they know. The, like, it's not in process. Like, it's not installed yet. They don't even know what they're ex- to, gonna expect from these projects that they put up.

  277. They're gonna have, you know, if, if they're having to cool it, we're dealing with water, we're dealing with a closed system-

  278. That's, that's a good point

  279. ... because that's more efficient.

  280. There's really not much access to water.

  281. We got a lot of groundwater.

  282. They're gonna go... That-

  283. We got tons of groundwater

  284. ... why else have, was the DNR going ahead and surveying all this stuff, you know? The, they wouldn't just do it for fun.

  285. So not that it's being advertised that there is an active water sh- shortage or anything like that, but that helicopter was in Scotland County, in Schuyler County in 2024 doing the same damn thing.

  286. They've been doing it for-

  287. And they-

  288. They've been doing it consistently-

  289. Yeah. We've got a lot of groundwater

  290. ... in Scotland County.

  291. But I, I do know whenever that was happening, Schuyler County water, or S- Scotland County Water shut off supplying water to feedlots-

  292. Mm-hmm

  293. ... and cattle barns and stuff, just because it was so short.

  294. Mm-hmm.

  295. Mm-hmm.

  296. Schuyler had to do...

  297. They had to change the rules on the ponds and everything else.

  298. Yeah, they did a lot

  299. ... and I wonder if Adair County is now gonna follow suit with something like that.

  300. Don't know.

  301. It's just, it's, it, I don't see the, the harm, I mean, if it's not worded right, if something's wrong about it legally, great, but I don't see the harm in trying to implement something rather than just sit here on our hands and wait f- to be used.

  302. No, I, I agree. Something-

  303. Oh, I agree.

  304. I agree.

  305. We do.

  306. 100%.

  307. Even if it's not gonna hold water for a while, at least maybe they'll just reconsider and go elsewhere.

  308. Yeah.

  309. Even at that, like, we, we can't draft it to specifically target one thing. But I mean, just from, case in example, another business comes in or a bigger business starts off small and then expands, we have to have something.

  310. Look at the business that we lost in town. It, we gained a lot of jobs, but we don't have a grocery store anymore.

  311. I mean, these big changes happen, and then what do we do? We got Walmart, Aldi's, and Hyvee, right? And then you go up north and, you know, Dollar Generals.

  312. And I mean, some of that falls on me as a citizen because I, I didn't participate back then and ask questions like that.

  313. Right.

  314. So, I mean, definitely having a more active council and more people participating in discussions is gonna help us.

  315. 11:30 PM

    But I do plan on discussing more with Nathan.

  316. His mom just died, and I really felt bad today having-

  317. Yeah

  318. ... that conversation. So life happens, so that's definitely gonna take some time. But, um-

  319. So is there a difference between city zoning and county zoning?

  320. As much of a difference as you wanna make it, I guess.

  321. I mean, what do you gotta do to, to get county or city zoning?

  322. I think, so with city zoning, I guess there would be a zoning commission or a zoning board to where we would pull from different areas, and then you guys would, whoever, establish their own-

  323. But that's what, that's what we're talking about here is city, right?

  324. Yeah.

  325. We don't really have-

  326. That's the only thing we have any jurisdiction in.

  327. Right. And do we have any kind of either agricultural or-

  328. We do have some-

  329. ... commercial, commercial or non-commercial resident zoning right now at all?

  330. No, there's nothing.

  331. So you could just put a business up in wherever you want.

  332. This is n- not necessarily so much to control what you can and can't do. Are you talking about the same thing-

  333. ... or something? Okay.

  334. Well, I mean, like you were saying with battery storage, in order to do, you know, do battery storage, they have, it should be commercial because commercial will fall under different requirements and-

  335. As far as in town, the, the only people that care about commercial, residential is the utility company.

  336. They'll, they'll, they'll deem your property this or that-

  337. Yes

  338. ... and you'll pay the rate according to whatever they've decided. And if you disagree, you can ask for an inspection or something, but that's all we've ever had to deal with. Does it have to be a-

  339. You got your neighbor in the house, so there is-

  340. What's the word you're using? Um, zone- zoning, like, that... It has to fall under that other category. Never mind.

  341. Sorry. Thinking out loud. [laughs]

  342. Right now, someone could, like, if Robinson wanted to sell off all his farmland in the city limits to a data center, there's nothing we can do.

  343. And then I think Amish over here, behind George's shop, that's another bigger farm that's within the city limits.

  344. That's also a good reason why you need to have the county involved, because they generally need a lot of ground.

  345. Yeah.

  346. And the, the counties need to be heavily involved in that. You'll, you'll, you'll get farther with them than you will with the city trying to stop it, but we just don't have much.

  347. Mm-hmm.

  348. We definitely don't have the power.

  349. You gotta get everybody to vote for it.

  350. Right.

  351. I mean, it's-

  352. Which Skyler had.

  353. Skyler had it, but just the, the board's almost disbanded. It's half of them is dead. A lot of the board members died.

  354. So I mean, yeah, there's-

  355. It needs, it needs reestablished.

  356. Well, I, I don't know. I, I reached out to Drew at one point in time, so maybe I can send it on to him and see, like, maybe the county would go ahead and-

  357. But it's a fear not to get-

  358. Yeah.

  359. Trying to avoid, but then you would probably end up with the whole year.

  360. Skyler and his buddies coming in.

  361. It's, it's... I don't know. It's whenever it's happening and whenever it's going on, and whether I can get there or not. I'm just... This stuff, I don't know. I've-- I actually lived through a lot of the bad stuff.

  362. Like, they're all on the national maps temporarily until they're going through more stuff, if you wanna look at the-

  363. They're gonna build it.

  364. It's gonna happen. So the thing that you gotta utilize is there's gonna be a lot of tax dollars. What's Reedhof got for tax base? There's none here.

  365. No.

  366. They... If, if they come up here and wanna do it, and you guys oppose it, that's very bad, because you gotta look at what you gain from it.

  367. That's the fear of missing out. They're not our jobs. They won't be our jobs.

  368. But hell, but all-

  369. They're all coming from Texas and South Dakota. You watching all the license plates driving around?

  370. Okay, how many people work on the rig?

  371. Do you work on them?

  372. How many people?

  373. There's probably thirty.

  374. They've got how much? There's ten staff.

  375. Forty, fifty people. Uh, we got the twenty-five that work for us.

  376. It's not, it's not a ton.

  377. Look at the tax base dollars that the county got, and then-

  378. Why don't we... Why don't we do that?

  379. All the money that each one of those guys is drawing from that, where do you think that money goes? They're spending it.

  380. Yeah.

  381. So it's driving the economy. It's, it's helping the whole area.

  382. What businesses is it bringing in, though? Chains?

  383. Corporate? It's not, it's not anything small town. Like, we don't have any new ideas here. So we're just latching on to somebody else's ideas, and these aren't even our ideas. We're just trying to keep up with China.

  384. 11:35 PM

    I mean, to pave your roads, to do your sewer, to do everything. I mean-

  385. So what you're saying, it's o- it's okay to sell out to some of these big companies, and we gotta live next door to all this shit.

  386. Are you saying that's... Would you want one in your backyard?

  387. No, he's not saying that.

  388. I, I'm not saying that.

  389. It's the fear of missing out. It's the, "What are we gonna miss out on?"

  390. You know what I mean? So be it. I mean, that's... You gotta look at the betterment for the whole community. It's not, it's not everything.

  391. And when we're all sick-

  392. The reason why this town-

  393. Then what are we gonna do?

  394. You need some of it.

  395. Yeah. What happens?

  396. You can't be against everything that's gonna bring in revenue.

  397. Well, and, and that's-

  398. I'm not even reading this.

  399. Like, I'm not for, I'm not against. I'm for being educated on all of it, because I think there's, like, two hundred and seventy or so of these data centers already in Missouri.

  400. Yeah.

  401. And I haven't investigated, like, what sizes are they? Because they, they... There's some that sit there since the early '90s.

  402. But I mean, as far as protecting our own, my kids that do call this place home, there needs-

  403. They're not gonna build it right in your town anyway.

  404. Right. There needs to be some kind of like... I, I say like, 'cause I don't know how detailed it needs to be. Some form of zoning to control some aspect of it.

  405. What about a differing goal and we have them prove that it's safe for people to live around and animals to live around and everything else?

  406. That's what CJ was going over last meeting.

  407. Yeah.

  408. You can't stop them, but make them work with you.

  409. You can't stop them, but you can kind of help control what they're doing.

  410. How did he do in Colorado with that?

  411. He said it's, it's, it's operating pretty well. He said it, they haven't had any groundwater issues.

  412. Up north they do.

  413. He didn't say anything about there.

  414. Yeah. I just... I mean, he was, he was active on the planning and zoning in Douglas County, so I mean, he's... I don't know, is he being transparent with everyone as to what his role is?

  415. I don't, I don't know. And I don't even know if they proved that it was fracking caused it.

  416. Well, I know up in, in Cheyenne, that's what caused it.

  417. They, they figured out that's what caused it.

  418. Yes, absolutely, and they've had to cut them off from the sewer system. Anytime you have these sealed loops, then you gotta deal with the corrosion in the pipes, and that stuff's not healthy for us.

  419. I'll give you a good example. We had a whole neighborhood jacked, a wall of sound twenty-four seven. I sit in my house with earplugs on. I have ear infections because I can't sleep with the noise.

  420. Hmm.

  421. I can't get anybody to build, to tell them to build a dirt berm. And they've got tons of dirt they moved over there. Nobody cares.

  422. But all the people living on that street

  423. Your, your standard wife is jacked. You can't open the windows and get fresh air in because it's either the noise or it's the smell-

  424. [laughs]

  425. ... coming out of there. And I guarantee you, you may like meat snacks-

  426. No

  427. ... but I promise you, you don't wanna breathe it when I have it on.

  428. He just lives right down the street.

  429. And nobody'll do anything. I, I promise you, something needs to be done about it.

  430. Mm-hmm.

  431. And nobody'll listen because they don't live there. It's okay, it's normal.

  432. Well, I mean, saying that nobody will listen is completely unfair because here we are having this conversation.

  433. Well, nobody will do anything about it. See, nobody in America will listen to you and do anything. What's the difference?

  434. It... You want results.

  435. We, we educated on it.

  436. Well, I, I, I've tried to educate for a year and a half. I ended up at the court.

  437. I under-

  438. I understand we are the city now, but-

  439. From the-

  440. I cannot acknowledge... Like, I can't say what-

  441. Prior

  442. ... the lab test-

  443. Prior

  444. You're saying that's why something needs to be in place-

  445. I agree 100%

  446. ... to protect people.

  447. Well, I'm 100% agree with all of it

  448. ... because it's, it hasn't happened-

  449. Yeah

  450. ... in my experience.

  451. Yep.

  452. So it's something that we gotta get this established then, because there's a want for it.

  453. Nobody cared.

  454. Yeah.

  455. It's not funny. You live across the road.

  456. It's disgusting.

  457. I, I'm not la- I'm not laughing. Like, I drive through town and I smell meat and cheese and it is like-

  458. And where do you buy those things? Are they for sale anywhere anymore?

  459. Not around here.

  460. Country Market.

  461. WalMart.

  462. Country Market.

  463. It's not Western's brand.

  464. Yeah.

  465. Literally, I don't even think they make Western's brand anymore.

  466. They might. They may be small though.

  467. But I, I think we can all agree something needs to happen. The extent of what can happen, we need to discuss with attorn- attorney and be sure that we're not doing a catch-22 somewhere.

  468. Mm-hmm.

  469. 11:40 PM

    Because we need... You know, I have conversations with Rusty Tarr, and I'm like, "If you ever sell your building uptown, please sell it to someone that's gonna bring some small business to it." Like...

  470. Legally, you can't... The, the real estate doesn't allow for that kind of stuff, but-

  471. Well, well, why? But, no, I, I ask him, like, "Rusty, you've been on the council. You know what type of position we're in. Just, like, if you have that power to think of us before you just go randomly sell it to someone for storage." So...

  472. Remind me that question so that I get a chance to

  473. Give me just a second.

  474. [sighs] I should've brought my wallet.

  475. [laughs] I was just thinking, wonder if they make a sandwich over here at the bank, but that could be a thing.

  476. [sighs] [paper rustles]

  477. Okay.

  478. Uh, as far as litigation with the city, how does a citizen find out what's going on with that? Because it's like a closed session, I understand. How can somebody like me find out what's going on with litigation?

  479. Case what?

  480. The litigation that's ongoing with the city, against the city, that the city's involved in.

  481. Okay, how does a citizen find out what that is, the nature of it, and what's going on? We're not opposed to-

  482. Contact our, contact our legal counsel.

  483. Okay. Who's that? I don't-

  484. Nathan Nicholas.

  485. You got a phone number for him?

  486. Uh, not right off hand, I have to-

  487. Nichols or Nicholas?

  488. Nicholas.

  489. Nicholas, okay.

  490. Where's he out of? Costco?

  491. No, Jefferson City.

  492. Jefferson City. Can you get me his number?

  493. Um, I can get it.

  494. Thank you.

  495. Yeah, we reserve all comments for that.

  496. Otherwise.

  497. [door squeaks] Hello.

  498. Sorry I'm late.

  499. Here.

  500. [sighs] [laughs] Did I tell you about the, the UV light on the sewer system? The last time, the guy came up and he didn't even have the right parts, and he's like, "Oh, it's a totally different system." And it was like they already paid for an inspection, and then he ca- showed up with the wrong parts. It's like, "That fucking bitch shit."

  501. He just wanted the phone number.

  502. Pardon me?

  503. He just wanted the phone number.

  504. Yeah, that's where. There you go.

  505. Lauber Law. Lauber. L-A-U-B-E-R.

  506. Okay, thank you.

  507. Lauber, yeah. That's the firm

  508. All right. Is there any more discussion on the ordinance packet?

  509. All right.

  510. Next is the

  511. storm siren.

  512. We need to, um, decide if we're accepting the b- bid from Blue Valley or LMV Electronics.

  513. Um...

  514. [laughs]

  515. 11:45 PM

    The guy that used to do it, he came in and bid or something, and, and he was like, "Well, I need a thing made for my time no matter what." [laughs] He didn't want to, so I don't know if that one's gonna-

  516. ... how that-

  517. Blue Valley was about 30 to 31,000. LMV was 27.

  518. But Blue Valley was a new pole and the whole different system.

  519. I think that makes more sense. We've had nothing but trouble with the other folks. That's a better, better siren too.

  520. And then the difference is split with the fire department for paying the difference of whatever.

  521. I think it's a little greater. I feel Blue Valley.

  522. Well, with that, I need a motion.

  523. I'll make a motion.

  524. I'll second.

  525. What about- The idea of Storm Siren bad.

  526. Wasn't he gonna char- Was... Didn't you have a trouble with the contractor that was gonna charge you for-

  527. That's LMV Electronics.

  528. Ha- Have you found a resolution for that?

  529. I-

  530. We were waiting.

  531. Well, did he not perform work or inspection or something and-

  532. S- And then told me that if he got the bid, then he'd waive our thousand dollar fee. No, I have not talked to him since.

  533. I mean, if he did something, you'd... I mean, we shouldn't have to pay him, but, like-

  534. I think-

  535. Is he gonna send a bill and you're not gonna pay, like we're not gonna pay it type of thing and-

  536. Okay. That's what I'm just hoping we don't run into one of those kind of troubles.

  537. So it could be an extra $500 if you guys need to buy a new siren.

  538. Right.

  539. Okay.

  540. And that's who you guys prefer as well, right?

  541. The, the auditor didn't do that.

  542. Um, well, I'll need a copy of your guys' minutes to where you have the fire department voted on who to use.

  543. And then we'll could attach it to these minutes with who the city decides to use, that way it's all together in one place if you don't mind preparing it. All right, so Rob made a motion to go with Blue Valley, um, Keith and Doug will second. All those in favor say aye.

  544. Motion carries.

  545. All right. Um...

  546. [humming]

  547. Did I cut off the resolution?

  548. Last meeting?

  549. Green City.

  550. That part's what I wanna do.

  551. Yep. All right. So everybody got a copy in your board packet for resolution 2026-8-6. This is a resolution authorizing a one-time sewer credit for completion of the Missouri Department of Natural Resources State Revolving Fund Median Household Income Residential Data Collection form.

  552. Um, whereas, the City of Greentown, Missouri, is participating in the Missouri Department of Natural Resources State Revol- Revolving Fund program, which requires the collection of median household income data from your city residents. Whereas accurate and complete residential data collection is necessary for determining eligibility for SRF financial assistance, including potential grant or loan communities that may reduce costs for municipal wastewater system improvements. Whereas residents participate in the HMI survey is essential to ensuring the City of Greentown receives fair and representative income data for compliance and funding consideration. Whereas the Board of Aldermen desire to encourage timely and complete submissions of the required MO DM- DNR MHI residential data collection form by offering a small incentive to residents.

  553. Whereas the city finds that providing a $10 sewer credit to each residential sewer customer who completes and returns the required MHI form is in the best interest of the community and supports the city's long-term infrastructure and financial planning goals. Now, therefore, it be resolved by the Board of Aldermen of the City of Greentown, Missouri, that one, a $10 sewer credit be applied to the utility account for each residential sewer customer who completes and submits the HMI form by the deadline established by the city clerk, which is August 28th.

  554. The city clerk is authorized to verify completed forms and apply the credit to the next billing cycle following verification. The re- This resolution shall, shall remain in effect solely for the duration of the MO DNR required HMI data collection period, unless extended by further action of the board. The city clerk is directed to provide public notice of this incentive through appropriate communication channels, including mailings, postings, and the city website, if applicable.

  555. 11:50 PM

    Is there any questions on that resolution?

  556. Where the forms at?

  557. Um, we can get you one after the meeting. They are in envelopes ready to go out.

  558. There you go.

  559. So save your stamp, I'd appreciate it.

  560. Awesome.

  561. Um, any more discussion?

  562. So what is this going to do for the city or the citizens?

  563. Um, give you a $10 sewer credit.

  564. Well, I appreciate that, but yeah. [laughs]

  565. So right now, the median household income is uncharacteristically high for the city, because it was done in 2020 with the 2020 census. That was also during COVID. So was everyone truly accounted for, accurate information gathered, or numbers just pressed and done whatever with?

  566. So this helps us get more true, accurate data, which in turn, if it drops the median household income, it'll put us to that threshold to be able to get more grant funding, lower interest rates-

  567. Okay

  568. ... in situations like that.

  569. So I think right now we need to be at-

  570. We're collateral for the bank.

  571. What?

  572. We're kinda like collateral for the bank, really, when it all comes down to it. That's what it's gonna benefit when we need to borrow.

  573. Right. Yeah, 'cause we're gonna have to go after bond.

  574. But we wanna supplement that as much as possible with-

  575. Everything

  576. ... regional planning.

  577. It would let us get into... Like right now, we, there are grants that we qualify for, like 50/50s and, you know-

  578. Mm-hmm

  579. ... real big money, and we would qualify for better grants that would be in our favor.

  580. It's the, um-

  581. But if it goes down-

  582. Do you ever remember filling one out?

  583. The sewer study that we just qualified for the $50,000-

  584. Uh, s- I've never done anything like that

  585. ... and our median household, we qualified for that at a 80/20. If our median household income would've been a little bit lower, we would've got that at 100%. So for that grant, all s- the city has to contribute is $12,500.

  586. So all right. Um, so first reading, so the second reading by title, Resolution 2026-8-6, a resolution authorizing a one-time $10 sewer credit for completion of the Missouri Department of Natural Resource State Revolving Fund Median Household Income Residential Data Collection form.

  587. Can I get a motion to accept?

  588. I'll make a motion.

  589. Second for the motion?

  590. I'll second.

  591. All right. I'll go ahead and do a roll call vote. Brown, how do you vote?

  592. Aye.

  593. Keeton, how do you vote?

  594. Shepard, how do you vote?

  595. Aye.

  596. Ashley is absent. All those in favor say aye.

  597. Motion carries. Good job. Thank you, guys.

  598. [gavel pounding] Slowly but surely we'll get there.

  599. All right, next on here is the sidewalk grants. Mary Combs, uh, Missouri Department of Transportation planner, last week I attended, um, regional planning. And with the paved streets, I was thinking about seeing about getting some sidewalk grants to kind of match it to go through there, and this lady is kind of head of that with MoDOT.

  600. And she said to get with Carrie, we need to start applying as soon as possible. But she said it'd be really good to have community involvement and kind of do, put together like a sidewalk plan for places that may take priority over, one place over another. She said if we were to put an application together, like since we just had Marion paved, it going past the senior housing to the park, she said it would score really high in the application process.

  601. So, um...

  602. That point was on this right here.

  603. I think if we put any sidewalks in, something connecting to the park would be beneficial.

  604. Um, are there any citizens that would like to participate on that?

  605. Volunteers. [laughs]

  606. She says a lot of those funds are 80/20, too, so...

  607. Guess I've been there.

  608. [laughs]

  609. 11:55 PM

    I think

  610. wider asphalt and some paint might've been cheaper.

  611. What?

  612. Wider asphalt streets and some paint might've been cheaper.

  613. Like a walk lane down the side and maybe asphalt?

  614. Mm-hmm.

  615. 'Cause then you're not having to maintain a sidewalk, you know? Uh, one thing with putting in sidewalks, if you don't coat them, any salt that gets put down on them, they're done. That, that ruins them, you know, so you need to think about coating them. Who's gonna remove the snow off of them in the wintertime? You got the equipment to take the snow off of them?

  616. Kinda adds a lot of headache.

  617. It does. I, I think it would be okay if it didn't get carried away with. Um, Mike, not to throw you under the bus, but I'm thinking like in front of the senior housing and to the park. Like, I don't want it to be so extensive that our maintenance guy couldn't help take care of.

  618. Right.

  619. Well, you know, the state put these in out here along K. I never see anybody walking there on those sidewalks.

  620. Our sidewalks to nowhere?

  621. That's what I call them.

  622. They're-

  623. That's what I told our engineer. I said-

  624. Basically a waste of time and money

  625. ... our sidewalks to nowhere, they look good, but they go nowhere.

  626. I put them in front of my house, and people walk on them all the time. I put them in, paid the bill, and they've been there 17 or, what's the year, 2009?

  627. My boy rides his bike on it

  628. ... 17 years concrete. They haven't, there ain't no damage. It's all being done what they're doing. They're nice sidewalks, and people walk on them.

  629. Jimmy Stanton's crew dug these out here, and I think Jimmy Stanton does incredible work for concrete sidewalks and stuff.

  630. Good or bad?

  631. He's been good.

  632. Good.

  633. Yeah, good.

  634. They did a good job. Concrete, it lasts. I mean, we're gonna get around with this concrete that's out here will be here forever.

  635. Most of this was sealed when it's put, uh, put down, though. You know, that's-

  636. I never seen it

  637. ... that's an extra

  638. Do you salt it much?

  639. I, it's been salted.

  640. I see. Okay. [laughs]

  641. I know it's-

  642. Well, I, I know for a fact-

  643. ... been done. It's all-

  644. I've been in Truman over 30 years on the grounds crew down there, and I know all about sidewalks cracking and salt and stuff like that. They have to be, they have to be-

  645. Put seal in 'em

  646. ... covered.

  647. You put seal in them, and they will be.

  648. Yeah, but you can go down there and look at mine. They've been there 17 years now, I mean, they will be.

  649. And the only thing that you could've done better is extended it down my way.

  650. [laughs] I went and turned her to the property line.

  651. [laughs]

  652. But I mean, and you can watch people. I mean, they'll walk up the road, walk into the street, and they'll go over and get on the sidewalk. Nobody wants to walk in the street. You know what I mean? Somebody texting on their phone, run over them.

  653. I mean, it's ... Sidewalks are nice for everybody. They'll get ... No matter where they're at, they're, they're, they're nice.

  654. I prefer grass.

  655. When she walks around town, I definitely feel like sidewalks are a better thing, especially if she goes to the park.

  656. Yeah. Stay out of the-

  657. I was actually mowing Martha's yard, and then the property across from Steve March, like, that's been really unmaintained for a long time, so I just took the mower through all that. I think there's only one tree there to potentially worry about getting into the property.

  658. Is there enough room back there?

  659. For a sidewalk. I think they could cut into it.

  660. I was gonna say.

  661. And they put, um-

  662. Put in a little more.

  663. Yeah.

  664. So the one thing that she said to do is to, um ... It will cost a little bit for an eng- I guess an engineer to bid it or something, evaluate it. But she said to be sure that the engineer evaluates it high, because it takes, it's about a 24-month turnaround time to allow for cost changes and stuff like that.

  665. So Jacqueline, would you be interested, Park and Rec, for kinda heading up that and seeing if we could get some community involvement for

  666. sidewalks?

  667. The park would look nicer in the parking lot if that was asphalt.

  668. Yeah.

  669. The parking area of the park.

  670. Asphalt?

  671. Asphalt or concrete or something. It's coming, it's falling apart out by the road.

  672. They still driving heavy trucks in there?

  673. Probably.

  674. I don't, I don't ... I see trash trucks in there occasionally.

  675. Yeah, when they're broke down.

  676. Well, that's the reason.

  677. When they're broke down.

  678. Can we put a sign up for that?

  679. No, there is. That's, it goes back to the sign thing. Maybe we ought to get some, some kind of sign that-

  680. Jilly traced a bit up in Queen City

  681. ... put it up.

  682. No trucks. It'll confuse some people with trucks, though.

  683. I mean, there's-

  684. Think they can't deliver down there, and then they'll just use that for an excuse not to go down the road. [laughs]

  685. No, it's just the parking lot.

  686. No, I know.

  687. [laughs]

  688. You know, it, that would look nice, too, if that was all asphalt or concreted or something.

  689. 12:00 AM

    If we're gonna put sidewalks in there, we just as well do that up, too.

  690. But it's ... Yeah.

  691. It's my opinion.

  692. 'Cause then the MoDot grant would establish for so much of the, um, the driveway entrance and exits or something like that, so.

  693. Yeah, hopefully we can get a committee together and discuss more of that. Um, next, number six, is Green City use of the roller exchange for street help. Um, Jackie Roberts, it's not Jackie Roberts anymore, Jackie Concannon messaged me. She sits on the council for Green City, and they have everything to redo their streets except for a roller. So they asked about renting it, and I'm like, "Well, how do you do your streets? Like, I'll mention it to the council, but I'd rather see about trading it out for equipment." That way ... I'm guessing they probably have chip and seal equipment, so if they could use their roller, then we use some of their equipment, because we still have streets that could probably do chip and seal.

  694. Definitely.

  695. You reckon? So Mike, how do you feel about letting them use the roller? You got anything against that for the council?

  696. Well, the streets out getting tear it up. [laughs] I don't know how they're gonna get it over there. I guess they got a trailer to put it on or something.

  697. Yeah, or a low boy or something.

  698. You know, as long as I'm not ... I mean, I tend to do more pothole filling in the fall when the weeds and the grass slow down, so between now and cold weather, I'll be using it more than ... I'd rather let them put them in the spring here, but maybe they're just the same, but, you know, maybe they do most of theirs in the fall.

  699. But I don't see no reason why they couldn't use it.

  700. Could we get a motion to-

  701. Give them a timeframe.

  702. I guess.

  703. Do they need like a week or two weeks, a month, or?

  704. Yeah, I'll find out when they need it.

  705. Give them a timeframe so Mike can get it back, so he can still do what he needs to do, too.

  706. Can we get a motion to at least let him use it?

  707. Do we need a motion for that?

  708. I mean, there may be some day we could use some of theirs, so it would work.

  709. Well, that's what I was thinking. If they have the grader more the-

  710. Rather, rather we use some of theirs this year or next year, but if we're gonna kinda trade back and forth

  711. They use it, and they set up a time where they can have it for so long a time. In the long run, it might help us on ours.

  712. That's what I'm thinking, 'cause they obviously have more equipment than we do.

  713. Apparently.

  714. [laughs] They just need a roller.

  715. Um, you guys don't think we need a motion for that?

  716. [laughs]

  717. Okay.

  718. I hope next year for the asphalt, we can do, like, Locust Street or towards the cemetery thorough.

  719. So that, that would be my pick for next year.

  720. Of course, we got a couple of them that's almost rock, too.

  721. Well, I don't wanna do too much around his place till after he gets his place's up.

  722. I, I, I understand that, um, but, you know, the cemetery road, if you pull off Main and, and go west-

  723. It's bad

  724. ... I was talking about that.

  725. It's bad.

  726. Yeah. It is.

  727. You know, it looks bad.

  728. About, like, next year, the priorities would be the rest of Fifth Street and the dumps that come up off of to Highway K.

  729. Mm-hmm.

  730. Um, I do think we need to put ... Is it Angela Street there on the south end of town, where the asphalt's crumbling? I think the trash trucks cutting in too close.

  731. We-

  732. You know March, you mean?

  733. What?

  734. March Street? You know, March?

  735. Yeah.

  736. Mm-hmm. I heard that, uh, the line for the-

  737. Yeah, we may need to-

  738. Yeah, that, that entrance right there on Angela is rough on that corner in the back.

  739. We'll see what I can do.

  740. Yeah, I think all the cold patch will do pretty good for the-

  741. Those bigger rock in there or something to help support that, too.

  742. So our next one is a citizen that keeps messaging the city Facebook page and drops a bunch of complaints and threatens to call the health department on us and stuff. The most recent time was whenever the fire department hooked up to the water hydrant, and then the water was too brown for them to take a shower. Um,

  743. I don't know if there's a way, I guess, to get in there to set up an auto-response that-

  744. We don't wanna listen to your BS.

  745. 12:05 AM

    Okay.

  746. Gonna be ... Was, did they put a boiler order out when they hooked up and-

  747. No, number one-

  748. ... tell people the water might not be safe?

  749. That's a water district problem.

  750. Yeah.

  751. Not, not a city.

  752. Yeah.

  753. Um, no, something like that, the, a boiler order doesn't need done. But, um, the water department's actually supposed to have a, um-

  754. They used to send texts and everything out, email

  755. ... a maintenance plan and hydrant testing and flushing history for the last six years now. The deadline for DNR to get that done was, like, August 28th, 2025. Um, we've never seen one, because we needed it for ISO for the fire department.

  756. So, um, with brown water like that, it's obvious that it's not getting done.

  757. Mm-hmm.

  758. Um, but no, we definitely take the brunt of those complaints.

  759. [laughs]

  760. Um-

  761. Well, I might add there, she's ... We got a fire hydrant behind our place. I know it ain't been flushed. I don't have it here.

  762. I don't know what the solution to that is, other than opening up a can of worms with the water district.

  763. I guess we kind of thought the fire department took care of the hy-

  764. ... the water hydrants, because you use them.

  765. But that's not the way, is it?

  766. Yes, it is.

  767. It's responsible. The water department, they, they are responsible.

  768. The ones that, that's been-

  769. So actually, the city of Green Top has been under contract, the most recent contract update was 1993. The city pays Schuyler County Water $80 a month for servicing and maintenance of fire hydrants and fire department use. So over the last 30 years, there's been over $33,000 paid, and I haven't been on the council a long time, but I don't think we've ever asked for $33,000 worth of maintenance, and I don't think we've gotten that either.

  770. Can we stop paying?

  771. It'd be better if we didn't.

  772. I have a lot of can of worms open right now. [laughs]

  773. Yeah. It would be way better to not push that one. I don't ... Can-

  774. I mean, is there some way to push them to say, "You need to be doing this"?

  775. Have we been?

  776. I already have an issue with them. I don't wanna do it right now. It-

  777. Um, can we flush them ourselves?

  778. Call and ask.

  779. Is it typical that the water departments do that in cities around here?

  780. Yes, it's, it's state statute. It's law.

  781. It is? Okay.

  782. Water department gets paid.

  783. Okay.

  784. Once your fire department does it-

  785. Right

  786. ... there's actually no reason why we should be responsible for flushing hydrants. We do, we do it quite a bit, but it's not our responsibility.

  787. Well, I just ... If you're p- if it's being paid for, it could be paid-

  788. ... to somebody that wants to do it.

  789. In the fire department.

  790. That uses it, that-

  791. We don't main- that-

  792. Yeah, and so that's-

  793. The fee that we pay is for maintenance, water usage and everything

  794. ... makes total sense

  795. ... which that's why we don't wanna stop paying them, because we do need the water. We don't wanna have to-

  796. Yeah

  797. ... complain.

  798. Right.

  799. Um, but if we do flush a hydrant somewhere or whatever, we get, we, we get calls from the water department. They're complaining about it. And if we do it down here in the city somewhere, other people are complaining about us.

  800. Mm-hmm.

  801. It's, uh, it's extremely uncomfortable.

  802. It's a double-edged sword.

  803. Yeah.

  804. And quite honestly, it would be taken care of if they were flushed frequently, right, Aaron?

  805. Yeah. It's starting to look like the end of the line or something real quick.

  806. I mean, it helps. No matter what, you're gonna have a little bit of brown water-

  807. ... if they're used, but, um, it wouldn't, it wouldn't be as bad. I mean, we flowed that one for 20 minutes, and the water's still coming out brown.

  808. So that's insane, you know, it's crazy.

  809. You obviously have record of payment to the water department. Do you have record of maintenance and repair and-

  810. Yeah.

  811. Okay.

  812. So actually, it ended up being an issue because the fire department has, has an ISO testing and an ISO rating number-

  813. Mm-hmm

  814. ... for your homeowner insurance. And the ISO guy comes and he picks five hydrants within our town to test, and how many fail, Bob?

  815. At least two of them.

  816. Ac- active leaks. And, you know, he wants the maintenance records, this or that, so we go ask the water district for them and-

  817. Yeah.

  818. It's not their responsibility.

  819. Well, and then they're trying to get us as a city to pay for it.

  820. [laughs]

  821. We had to go to a meeting to squash that.

  822. I was there.

  823. Yeah, you were there.

  824. [laughs]

  825. I mean, they, they wanna own everything that they, they're selling it, but they don't wanna own the hydrants that they obviously are a part of the water system.

  826. 12:10 AM

    Last time I got in an argument with them, they threatened to pull them all out.

  827. This was probably four years ago.

  828. Two of them.

  829. They said, "You know, we, we're not gonna, we're not gonna flow, uh, flush them. We're not gonna test them. It's not our responsibility." I said, "It is your responsibility." And we got in a huge argument, and he said, "Well, we'll just pull them out, and there ain't nothing you can do about it."

  830. Well, we argued a whole lot of statutes the other night, not knowing that, um-

  831. That's just that's-

  832. ... it's a requirement.

  833. Yeah.

  834. Two questions on Queen City.

  835. What's that?

  836. They're supposed to.

  837. Like, two questions. Are they doing Queen City and just

  838. Yeah, they're doing the same thing.

  839. I don't think they do.

  840. Dennis, the last we heard, the fire hydrant outside Casey's at Queen City does not work.

  841. Yeah.

  842. Well, I can attest to the fire rating that you just give from the fire department. My insurance doubled because of that rating. When they lost their rating, I don't know if that happened to anybody else.

  843. So we worked our tails off to go get that back.

  844. I under- I'm not saying you didn't. But I'm just saying, if the fire hydrants need to be fixed to get the rating back-

  845. Mm-hmm

  846. ... then, the, the downside of that is $80 a month, I know it sounds like a lot of money over time-

  847. It's cheap

  848. ... but if you flush every hydrant in this town, that won't even cover, that won't even be close to covering it all.

  849. See, and that's why-

  850. And if there's maintenance to be done, that, that dollar amount doesn't, doesn't correspond with this.

  851. Well, right. Right.

  852. Right.

  853. Especially in this day and age, it don't.

  854. Right.

  855. Because there are hydrants that need replaced, and if you're replacing them at $6,000, $7,000 a hydrant, that ain't going very far.

  856. That's when they threatened to take them all out-

  857. You can't replace them

  858. ... after that meeting.

  859. Oh, you can't?

  860. I don't, I don't know anybody that will. I mean, you'll spend five, 5,000 on the hydrant and all the stuff to hook it up, and what are you gonna charge to hook into it then?

  861. I don't know. I just know what they charged me. [laughs]

  862. Well, I have a loss in construction because the city wants about five grand to hook two.

  863. Mm-hmm.

  864. I mean, I gotta deal with one of them right now, so 10 grand.

  865. Yeah. Per hydrant.

  866. So the $80 a month is cheap, but at the same time-

  867. And by giving anything.

  868. Well, but maybe you pay a little bit more, and maybe they will. I don't know. I don't know what that solution would be, but $80 is not gonna get it done.

  869. So Robert Heaton, that's gonna be one of you having to go with me because I get ran over like a freight train up there with them.

  870. How are all the other towns in this, that, on that water, on the water department? Like, for s- for the county, how are all the other towns?

  871. It's just Queen City.

  872. It's just Queen City that has hydrants?

  873. They all have their own.

  874. Okay.

  875. By and large, they're out.

  876. Okay.

  877. They fill up their, their own.

  878. But with that, they're also required to have their water op- a water operator and then maintenance allowance-

  879. They got employees

  880. ... to take care of themselves and everything.

  881. But it's an income producer for them, so they can do that.

  882. Well, right. But if we were to wanna do that and take over, like, holy cow, the expense.

  883. Yeah. It shouldn't... Yeah.

  884. So is putting in new hydrants and everything else, so.

  885. We'd have to come in and fix all those hydrants that they put up there.

  886. But it may come down to that.

  887. But I mean, if they were willing to gift it to us, I know regional planning said that they offered Schuyler County, they have money for water districts. And Carrie, or Chris Feeney said he was up there, like, three or four months ago telling them, "You know, come work with me. We can work on getting you guys this money," and nobody's been over there to take advantage of it.

  888. But citizens just gave them an $18 million bond, and they're not taking advantage of any free money.

  889. I don't know.

  890. So what are they gonna do with their $18 million bond?

  891. Good question. I asked for a rate impact study sheet, and they couldn't give it to me.

  892. We won't know until it happens.

  893. [laughs]

  894. That's when we'll find out.

  895. That's when we'll find, that's when we'll know.

  896. More than likely.

  897. All right.

  898. Could be new trucks.

  899. Yeah.

  900. Somebody could get a new house.

  901. [laughs]

  902. That situation just puts my blood pressure on fire now.

  903. Yeah, same.

  904. Number eight, that's the one that we amended on here, is to vacate the alley of- This is an ordinance vacating an abandoned east and west alleyway between South Marion Street and South Washington Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East, East 7th Street, Colorado City in Greentop, Schuyler County, Missouri. Is that right?

  905. Um, whereas, the plat of the City of Greentop, Schuyler County, Missouri, State Tax Commission of Missouri, Roger A. Lucas Tax Assessor map, approved and accepted on or about December 1980, dedicated an east and west alley between South Marion Street and South Washington Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East 7th Street.

  906. 12:15 AM

    Whereas, the City of Greentop has no need for or plan to use the abandoned running east and west alley between South Marion Street and South Washington St- Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East 7th Street. Whereas, Missouri Revised Statute 88.673 authorizes a city of fourth class to vacate an alley by ordinance duly passed by the governing body in which the property returning to the lots from which it was taken.

  907. Now therefore, it be ordained by the Board of Aldermen of the City of Greentop, Schuyler and Adair County, Missouri, as follows. Section one, the Board of Aldermen of the City of Greentop hereby deems it explicit and necessary that all right, title, and interest to the east and west alley between South Marion Street and South Washington Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East 7th Street in Greentop, Schuyler County, Missouri, as legally described and outlined in red... I need to change that because I used yellow. Sorry.

  908. On the attached Exhibit A, be vacated and abandoned in accordance with and under the authority granted to the city by-

  909. I'm trying to think where 7th or 8th Street is

  910. ... Missouri Revised Statute 88.673-

  911. Oh, that's where he wants to put those duplexes

  912. ... subject to any valid easement of right-of-way established. Section two, that the city shall record instruments that vacation and abandonment of the east and west alley between South Marion Street and South Washington Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East 7th Street to the current owners of the adjacent property and the property from which the alleyway was taken, in equal portions and accordance with the statutory language.

  913. Section three, that this ordinance shall be in full force and effective from and after the date of its passage approval. Section four, all ordinances or parts thereof in conflict with this ordinance are hereby repealed. Section five, that the city clerk is authorized by this ordinance to correct any errors identified within the ordinance.

  914. Read twice and approved by the Board of Aldermen and Mayor of the City of Greentop, Schuyler and Adair County. It's first reading.

  915. Second reading by title.

  916. An ordinance vacating an abandoned east and west alleyway between South Marion Street and South Washington Street, and a north and south alley between East 8th Street and East 7th Street, Colorado City in Greentop, Schuyler County, Missouri.

  917. Can you repeat that, please?

  918. [laughs]

  919. That was the first and second reading.

  920. [laughs]

  921. All right. Can I get a motion?

  922. I'll make a motion.

  923. I'll second that.

  924. All right. Jack?

  925. It's not as a... I think do they have any-

  926. Roll call vote. Jack, how do you vote?

  927. ... alleys, by-alleys?

  928. Keith, how do you vote?

  929. Aye.

  930. Earl Small, how do you vote?

  931. Aye.

  932. All right. Motion carries.

  933. I used to giggle 'cause that property in Olive View had more street on it than I think we own land.

  934. Dennis, do you have something else?

  935. And it was like, whatever. It was like 50 bucks for freaking... Like, in the, the field. Like the-

  936. ... you know, like the taxes, and it was always so cheap.

  937. Sorry. Old business. Letters to citizens and the income survey is ready to be distributed. Um, all in envelopes ready to go out after this meeting, August 28th, with... Yeah, deadline of August 23rd. So if everybody could encourage their neighbors to fill it out, that'd be great.

  938. UV, um, is there any other discussion on the old business? With that pretty well in the prior.

  939. Number two, the UV repair update. Don Burr currently said mid to late September, but asked him to do everything they could to move that date up.

  940. Um, it will re- So this UV system's a plug and play, but we have to have the electricity redone out there with a GFI outlet, and then we'll need an electrician to

  941. 12:20 AM

    unwire things.

  942. Disconnect everything, yeah.

  943. Disconnect everything that's been straight wired through there, whenever that comes in. Um, we will keep running E. coli tests past recreational season to be sure everything is in compliance.

  944. And then we can shut it off.

  945. Um, yes. And that's part of my, I mean, like, my update for the violation of it. That's my response is continued testing.

  946. I think we need to get that shelf that we were talking, too, in, in the store.

  947. Yep.

  948. In the, you know, in the off time. Where it's-

  949. And then I would like it to get...

  950. If anybody knows for like old kit, set of kitchen cabinets or something to pick up to put one in there for like PPE equipment and ... stuff like that, anything that may be needed out at the pool again.

  951. Street repair and manhole updates. Aaron, you wanna give anything on that?

  952. Um, well, the manholes, they, uh... So when I talked to them, initially they was supposed to get the rings, and someone's been

  953. [laughs]

  954. Didn't look like it was the best work ever, for sure.

  955. Is that the one with the-

  956. They are all up to, you know, just under level, so. But I think the guy's probably gonna have to go through and at least scrap the insides to even out those gaps. And we've made him come back and, uh, clean them all out, because they left a bunch of debris and stuff in there.

  957. So I think they... I don't know, did they come back and get that last one today or no?

  958. I told them to call you whenever they were on their way. Have they not called you?

  959. No.

  960. I'll ask.

  961. They haven't called. He won't answer my calls or, or messages, so I don't know if he doesn't wanna talk to me or he's ignoring me or what.

  962. They'll be done before check and sign, that's for sure.

  963. Yeah.

  964. [laughs]

  965. Are the blocks gonna hold up?

  966. That sounds like a bad idea.

  967. That's just what I asked. I said, "The best way to do it."

  968. It's not the best way to do it, but it's, it's been done like that before. It's not uncommon.

  969. On, on K they used concrete blocks?

  970. No, Seth.

  971. Okay.

  972. Uh, there is the, I believe there's a sewer under K.

  973. Okay.

  974. It all dead ends at each street, so there's no flow.

  975. How much asphalt got down in?

  976. Uh, some of them had quite a bit. Uh, some of them didn't have much at all. This one over here, I was gonna just open it up and clean it out myself this morning, but then I looked in it and there's, uh, there's a lot. There's probably... So it's a, it's a dead end, so everything equipped up would be after the fact of that manhole, so it's not really gonna plug anything up. So, uh, it's not like a huge timing thing. They need to get here and do it, obviously. But it had, I would guess, probably two and a half to three foot of asphalt dumped in it.

  977. No kidding.

  978. It's almost like they just dumped it in.

  979. [laughs] But...

  980. That's-

  981. So moving forward, we will be raising our own manholes.

  982. And, um, it hasn't been the best experience.

  983. So if anybody ever has-

  984. Yeah

  985. other asphalt companies in the area, I don't know who else is in the area.

  986. [sighs]

  987. Uh, Cottonhead is it. Bucking Up.

  988. Manhole?

  989. Oh, yeah.

  990. 12:25 AM

    [sighs] Next place I see him, I'll have you call your, your e- your business agent and we'll send them some visitors.

  991. [laughs]

  992. All right. Um-

  993. Matter of fact, next time they come back to town-

  994. Any more discussion out here on that?

  995. Are, are they, uh, do you have more work with this company, uh, scheduled for th- this year?

  996. Okay.

  997. No, this was it. I don't think their asphalt job was bad.

  998. Their manhole raising could stand to be improved.

  999. Bed bugs bids, advertising, Mike, you kinda hit on that a little bit. We have one interested party so far.

  1000. What's that? I was sitting up front.

  1001. The, the bed bugs.

  1002. [laughs] Oh.

  1003. What did I say? Bed bugs? I don't know. [laughs]

  1004. [laughs] No, you lost me-

  1005. The bed bugs

  1006. ... when you took off, so.

  1007. Yeah. Advertising, um, it's still out there on the Facebook page, so hopefully people seeing it.

  1008. I've had one local guy look at the lot that's contacted me and I showed him the inside and, uh, you know, he didn't say what his intention was or anything about it. So I haven't had a lot of interest in the thing, but-

  1009. Maybe it's way too high a bid.

  1010. So I know it has on there that we reserve the right to deny all the bids, this and that. Is there, like, a minimum that we-

  1011. I don't think so. I, I think it's more on the city-

  1012. ... what they'll take for it.

  1013. It's up to a dollar. I'd hate to see that thing go for a dollar, you know?

  1014. Start them off-

  1015. [laughs]

  1016. So that's still going. Just talk about it and let people know it's happening.

  1017. Probably have better luck at the bar-

  1018. Um-

  1019. ... honestly

  1020. ... ordinance codification work. Um-

  1021. Would it do any good out at the lagoon to store stuff in?

  1022. I don't know. Just throwing-

  1023. Is that a hard question?

  1024. I'm just throwing that out there.

  1025. Yeah.

  1026. A box out at your building. A truck box.

  1027. Office.

  1028. Office.

  1029. I don't know.

  1030. I don't know what all we have out there.

  1031. Just for like a little storage building or something.

  1032. Well, I think they're, it's wooden hurried, right?

  1033. Yeah, but it doesn't rain or anything. Although just to-

  1034. Just take it to the-

  1035. ... just level out the spot and set it out there and-

  1036. Set it inside the fence and maybe it could be used to put that thing we, what do you call it, out there? The-

  1037. UV light

  1038. ... put it in.

  1039. I'm just, just throwing that out there.

  1040. It could be secured and everything else.

  1041. I mean, I think it's worth at least $1,000, is my opinion.

  1042. Probably better than sitting in cabinets.

  1043. Yeah. [laughs]

  1044. The guy I might call down there that, you know, south of town, they sell those, uh, truck bed boxes and, and see what they get for them down there. I, I don't know.

  1045. Used, yeah. Good idea.

  1046. How big is this thing? I guess, like, I don't even know.

  1047. 28 foot long and eight foot wide.

  1048. It'd be an office. You know, the-

  1049. Almost like a-

  1050. ... sewer office

  1051. ... container.

  1052. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's a shipping container south of town. I don't know what they'll get out of this one, but it's right around 3 grand for the small one.

  1053. Yeah.

  1054. Yeah. So I don't think $1,000 would be out of the line. That one does have a couple places in the floor that... but in general it's in pretty good shape. I don't think it leaks much at all, at all.

  1055. Apartment.

  1056. Apartment.

  1057. It's ours, man. [laughs]

  1058. So to the next-

  1059. Barely

  1060. ... we have to go into closed session. Um, ordinance codification work. Uh, we spoke on this a little bit after Jamie and I came back from one of our trainings, and we got a bid on it.

  1061. Um, you know, our game plan was to kind of go through and update ordinances a few at a time each meeting, and guess where we've gotten, guys?

  1062. Nowhere.

  1063. You're right. Only ones that have hit a special interest for us. So, um, is it something you guys wanna revisit? I know our pre-treatment team, we have some ordinances we have to update the stuff. They're kind of asking,

  1064. you know, about chaptering, stuff like that.

  1065. Um-

  1066. When does our trash co- contract end?

  1067. August 2027.

  1068. Ew.

  1069. I know.

  1070. Well, is there a way to put... If you wanna redo the ordinances, do you have to do them in order, or is there a way that you can prioritize what needs to be done first?

  1071. Well, I think we kinda have prioritized the ones that have needed done first and added some ordinances and updated the ones needing updated.

  1072. 12:30 AM

    But there's some current ordinances that are quite frankly against the law.

  1073. So the one thing about the, if we send it off to people to have codified, then they're double-checking everything with statutes and everything on that. We gotta get an ordinance enforcer. If we could codify, they put it in a form to where everything's available online too.

  1074. So easier to navigate. It's more like, Yolridge has them. Like City Marceline has them like this, but there's a price tag with it. Queen City just done theirs, and it was what? 10 to 15,000.

  1075. So I mean, it's, it's not cheap, but having the ordinances in the form that we have them costs time. It obviously don't cost the city a whole lot of money, because nobody makes a whole lot of money that has to go through them.

  1076. But it definitely costs time.

  1077. Would it be well worth the 10,000, 15 to have?

  1078. I, that's for the board to decide.

  1079. That's what I'm saying. Would it be?

  1080. Well, didn't, didn't the last bid come back-

  1081. I've only got one bid, and there's multiple codification places. But I, I feel they're probably gonna be comparable, and I'll, I can... I'll get more bids, yes, but...

  1082. And so what do they do? Come in and redo them all for you? Put them in the computer for you? What do they do?

  1083. Right.

  1084. Um,

  1085. oh, it's so much easier just to show online. I'll send you the, a link to look up, like how the city of Kirksville has theirs. So, like, if you wanted to look up anything to do with the trash, like-

  1086. Mm-hmm

  1087. ... it's all online. You have a search engine, type up trash in it, brings up everything that trash is associated with.

  1088. Okay.

  1089. And, like, sunshine request, people can go in there and they can see what our ordinances are. 'Cause, like, for Sarah, it'd be so easy if we had stuff online-

  1090. [coughs]

  1091. ... she could just pull up what ordinances [laughs] we had to look at.

  1092. So what you were asking about, Debbie, was like what do they have to do to, to implement it?

  1093. Yes.

  1094. Good question.

  1095. But a lot of it is they'll try to find, go through and find the things that are unconstitutional, things that shouldn't even be in. There's stuff in there that's not, that has no bearing-

  1096. ... on today's society. It's just some of that stuff needs to go.

  1097. From those 50 years ago.

  1098. Yeah, I mean, some of it's just crazy. Some old, old, old stuff.

  1099. So you could just have a bonfire in the middle of the street and just throw those ordinances in there.

  1100. After the classification is done.

  1101. Well, I'm assuming they would put that together in a list of stuff that we would have to approve-

  1102. Like in chapters

  1103. ... in a meeting-

  1104. Yes

  1105. ... to eliminate those from-

  1106. So what I'm saying, somebody would come in and do this for you-

  1107. ... is what I'm asking.

  1108. Right.

  1109. At this-

  1110. Instead of all-

  1111. We send them everything-

  1112. At this price tag.

  1113. So actually what we had when it, when at that conference was Janie's scan a lot, but not all, not everything, on a flash drive. And we handed this lady a flash drive, and she downloaded it to her computer, and that's how she got the basis bid for us.

  1114. But then there's like, you send it off to 'em, all your new stuff within, like, every six months or something, and then they'll look through it, update it, and then put it out there where it needs to be.

  1115. It takes a while for them to do it. I, one of the city clerks told me it takes about a year to get it done. I don't know if that's true or not.

  1116. Do they, do they-

  1117. So they're building the website that-

  1118. That's-

  1119. For the city

  1120. ... for the city-

  1121. That don't make, yeah

  1122. ... that suits you or suits our community.

  1123. Yeah.

  1124. So do we contact them to do updates and add, add ordinances at that point? And what are, we need to find out what that costs.

  1125. Yeah, what would the cost be on that?

  1126. I think, I think-

  1127. To be determined. [laughs]

  1128. I think it may be-

  1129. Always

  1130. Like everything else. [laughs]

  1131. And that's required.

  1132. And that's required.

  1133. I guess if we put so much-

  1134. But aren't, aren't you just paying them when you need to, to add stuff?

  1135. Right. No, because-

  1136. I don't know that you'd have a lot of maintenance unless you're adding ordinances.

  1137. Well, laws change. Anytime the law changes-

  1138. Right

  1139. ... th- an ordinance may need to be changed.

  1140. Right. Right.

  1141. Yeah.

  1142. But you may not have one at all for a year.

  1143. Right, right.

  1144. You could, you could just write them a check if you don't need it.

  1145. Right, right. I, I don't, I'm not sure.

  1146. As long as they let you kinda pick and choose when you do that, it wouldn't be that big a deal. But if you're required to basically pay them $100 a month just to have access to possibly do it ...

  1147. Yeah.

  1148. So, um, model code consists of seven titles, so seven books. Um, codification of additional ordinances, editorial work and proofreading, editorial and legal analysis, code review platform allows easy access to the project documents and explicit decision-making, identification of duplic- duplications, conflicts, inconsistencies. So it's looking at all that debris, all the ordinances.

  1149. 12:35 AM

    It'll help clean up our ordinances is what yeah.

  1150. Mm-hmm. Practical recommendations and suggestions, interactive analysis of creation of new codes or printed code volumes and findings, ongoing supplementation, annual statutory updates for the first year, premium e-Code 360, um, total, an e-Code 360 search app, total investment $9,795 with options for standard e-Code and light e-Code 360.

  1151. And that was just from general code. There's like muni code and other stuff to get bids from.

  1152. But it's the way of the future.

  1153. If we don't get on board now, the administration-

  1154. Well, it makes fact, it's faster to do-

  1155. Behind us or after us

  1156. ... paperwork and stuff for DNR and things like that.

  1157. It would make things a lot easier, yes.

  1158. 'Cause they're always needing that stuff.

  1159. And the residents could look it all up anytime they want to.

  1160. Yeah, I feel like that's been a problem over the years. You know, people's been told that you're breaking an ordinance, and I've been told that a million times, and I've never once been showed the ordinance that I ever broke. And I've even been drug to court and won in court over, and never got showed the ordinance.

  1161. [laughs]

  1162. And no way of ever looking it up, so you know, that's, that, that would be my piece of advice to you is-

  1163. Yeah, I think if you're gonna get on board now, that it would be more difficult later.

  1164. Well, it, it'll be-

  1165. It's gonna be more, there's gonna be a bigger price tag later right now.

  1166. 10,000 now, it'll be 15,000 later.

  1167. Right. That's what I'm saying. It-

  1168. I know it's a lot of money. I know rumors around town is I'm spending money-

  1169. You're living in a new house

  1170. ... recklessly.

  1171. You're living in a big house.

  1172. Listen. [laughs]

  1173. Thought the mayor would live in a nicer house. Yeah, me too. [laughs]

  1174. I need a new car.

  1175. But I think for the citizens and for the work that gets done up here,

  1176. I think this town has went downhill since it just went to one employee up here, because everything that goes on up here, I know we're a small town, is still a lot for one person. And anything to streamline or simplify, I feel is in the benefit of the community and all of us sitting at this table.

  1177. Yeah, you guys gotta consider your time.

  1178. Yeah, you guys, I mean, it's not our decision.

  1179. But I mean, we still like your guys' input because, not that it's you guys, but it's other citizens around town saying that we're s- spending money recklessly.

  1180. We are citizens of Greentop too.

  1181. So, yeah.

  1182. It takes money to make money.

  1183. Well, the reason you're spending it now is 'cause it hasn't been sp- spent right in the past.

  1184. Right.

  1185. True.

  1186. A lot of things been, cans been kicked down the road for a long time.

  1187. It's why we're here.

  1188. This being one of them.

  1189. So I say get a couple bids on it, and then you guys decide what you wanna do.

  1190. I think that's a good idea.

  1191. I will thank you guys for that conversation.

  1192. Well, and I think ha- having access to it by all residents pretty much anytime they want, if you got internet access-

  1193. ... it, that's a, a big deal.

  1194. Well, and it's gonna be a matter of time, because our binder's are already busting at the seams that we're packing two binders.

  1195. Oh, I know. I know what you mean. Yeah.

  1196. Okay, yeah. So-

  1197. I mean, you'll probably need a data center out here.

  1198. Listen. [laughs]

  1199. [laughs]

  1200. I don't care anymore.

  1201. Right inside the door.

  1202. There's the door. [laughs]

  1203. All right, next on the thing is, um, water district meeting. I am not going to the next water district meeting. I will attend the one following the conversation that our attorney has with theirs, and that hasn't happened yet, so...

  1204. That's, that's a good move I think, too.

  1205. 11's the one that you're gonna go to?

  1206. Not August 11th.

  1207. The one after that. [laughs]

  1208. [laughs]

  1209. What days are they on?

  1210. Usually second Tuesday or Monday. What's the 11th on? It's on a Tuesday.

  1211. Tuesday. I also have- So second Tuesday of each month? Yeah. And I won't attend the 11th because we have a meeting.

  1212. Who's that at?

  1213. Queen City.

  1214. The 11th?

  1215. The 11th.

  1216. 7:00?

  1217. 7:00.

  1218. 7:00.

  1219. Yeah.

  1220. Meet your guys down at 11?

  1221. I might.

  1222. What happened with your situation with the water meters?

  1223. Um, at the meeting he went up. Do you wanna tell?

  1224. They, uh, just assessed, assessed and fees during that extra hookup.

  1225. 12:40 AM

    Yeah.

  1226. Similar to what Herschel does.

  1227. Did you know I got a copy of those meeting minutes and they did not write in their meeting minutes what they agreed to with you?

  1228. Really?

  1229. They, they wro-

  1230. Yeah, it wasn't in there, was it?

  1231. They wrote that they would contact you tomorrow and let you know.

  1232. Yeah, they, I mean, they did. They called me.

  1233. They did, but they also let you know that night. They didn't write that in the meeting.

  1234. Uh-huh.

  1235. So you just have one meter?

  1236. One meter.

  1237. Mm-hmm.

  1238. But I'm using, you know, my, my water-

  1239. Your water bill's 40-

  1240. My water bill-

  1241. ... my water bill's 47.

  1242. That's what we were trying to figure out. Who wants us to have so many meters?

  1243. You guys-

  1244. You know, and they're like, "Hey, you got three electric meters."

  1245. You guys-

  1246. Okay, cool

  1247. ... here was, here was the bottom line. Their, their-

  1248. It was stupid

  1249. ... one of their complaints was is who put it in, how it was done. I said, "Well, your town and commission would put it in."

  1250. [laughs]

  1251. And I said, "It was done within any spec of any town, any city." Uh, everything's a one-inch line, you know. I'm not cutting anybody down.

  1252. Right.

  1253. But the bottom line boiled down to I, I got a $47 a month water bill.

  1254. Okay.

  1255. It-

  1256. I'm not using shit, you know? And their problem with it was was my Airbnb.

  1257. I was, I was so confused by that.

  1258. Yeah.

  1259. It was [laughs] fucking-

  1260. Well, I mean, it's like I told them, I, I said on, on my side it's, you know, on my side of the meter you guys don't do a damn thing for, so why can't I tap my own water on?

  1261. Right. And then let, if you have a water issue then you'll say, "Hey, I need another meter. I don't have any pressure."

  1262. Yeah.

  1263. If you don't-

  1264. Yeah, I have no, no water pressure.

  1265. And you guys, some of that may stem from us and, like, we apologize, but it's like you have to open little things-

  1266. Well, the pro- the problem that I used to-

  1267. Mm-hmm

  1268. ... to, to have to deal with with the city here was I kept, the, you guys kept wanting to charge me for more sewer bills for one meter.

  1269. Martha used to-

  1270. ... be fun to deal with

  1271. ... try, try doing that to me all the time. I'd get, I'd get 100 and some dollar, uh, sewer bill and she'd say, "Well, you're renting your place," and it ain't none, it's nobody's business what I do with my place, you know? But the bottom line was it's me and the wife and my son living on the whole property, you know?

  1272. That number's based on water usage alone.

  1273. Exactly. And, and that's the thing, you know? Uh-

  1274. Well, she couldn't do that without council having a discussion.

  1275. Steve-

  1276. ... Steve March had to call her so many times and tell her, "You can't do that."

  1277. I don't know.

  1278. There you go.

  1279. "We got one water-

  1280. ... we got one water meter. You can't charge me for more than one sewer bill."

  1281. Well, I mean, they're upset with us because we put in a right of way easement. They're kind of upset, they've been upset at the fire department for stops, so I mean-

  1282. We're trying to hold them accountable for damaging roads.

  1283. Yeah.

  1284. Because we're not gonna have any roads if we let them just-

  1285. We don't have the revenue to always fix them

  1286. ... tear them up.

  1287. I mean, we're hopeful with our city use tax that just passed, thank goodness. That's what we wanna allocate a bunch of that to, but, you know, before-

  1288. You gotta have someone to protect it.

  1289. Yeah.

  1290. Not many towns you can go into where you can just start ripping the roads up.

  1291. And then walk away with a rock.

  1292. Right.

  1293. And they really don't like it, but, you know.

  1294. All right.

  1295. We don't have the council to-

  1296. I don't see them doing it to Q- Queen City either.

  1297. Yeah.

  1298. We don't have the cases in the lower

  1299. Is there any more discussion on that? We do have to go into closed session. Uh, Brian is gonna stay for closed session and Aaron, please stay for closed session. But other than that, any more discussion?

  1300. Thank you, guys.

  1301. Nope.

  1302. Thank you, guys.

  1303. Thanks for coming, guys.

  1304. Yep.

  1305. We appreciate that.

  1306. Thank you. Thank you.

  1307. [sighs]

  1308. Thank you, Mayor.

  1309. Do I have anybody at the home?

  1310. Out here on the gravel road past the new tractor trailer.

  1311. Oh. [sighs]

  1312. In the basement, check those on.

  1313. Yeah.

  1314. Yo.

  1315. My little cigar.

  1316. [laughs] Ah. It gets me every time.

  1317. Like they're, uh...

  1318. God, they're gonna have, be the code enforcer who's gonna end up getting his teeth knocked down the fucking road. He's tried to run for sheriff several times. He's got a fucking control problem.

  1319. Is that Peel?

  1320. Oh, yeah.

  1321. Is that, which-

  1322. That Ryan place. He's the fucking idiot that lives in it on the goddamn-

  1323. I know

  1324. ... corner there going into Queen City on one of the S-curves. He's got the fucking cop car and he's always got it dressed up in police shit, and he's not a fucking cop. He's tried running for sheriff every fucking time it comes up and he don't even get, he gets maybe five, six votes. That's it.

  1325. He was in, he was about three years behind me in school and he has got some fucking problems. He's never been a cop anywhere.

  1326. That was why I made the comment, well, you better, if you're gonna be a code enforcer, you better fucking start producing some of these fucking codes. That little motherfucker comes over to my place and tells me I'm violating something and he even looks at me wrong, I'm knocking his fucking-

  1327. 12:45 AM

    Can't stand that motherfucker. He don't even live in this fucking town no more. He just owns property. I'm fucking done with him.

  1328. Who is he?

  1329. The, the-

  1330. Who, which one?

  1331. The, uh, Dennis Pearson, the one that come in there the-

  1332. Is that-

  1333. All tanned up

  1334. Oh, I didn't know his name

  1335. ... because he lays in the fucking tanning beds all the fucking time.

  1336. I don't know. I-

  1337. Yeah, I don't, I don't care for him. I just-

  1338. I didn't know who he was. I thought he was a new person.

  1339. He's, he's one of the Pearsons and one of the... You know, he's the one that built the apartments down here and is gonna build the rest.

  1340. He's gonna build the extras.

  1341. Yeah.

  1342. But he wants to come sit in a, on a city council meeting and, and, you know, throw his fucking two cents in there. Motherfucker don't even live in the town no more. He just owns property.

  1343. Well, part of the reason though-

  1344. But he ain't got a ... He owns them... He's gonna build all of them apartments.

  1345. I know.

  1346. He owns the new, new duplexes out there, and then he owns that big two-story house next to the fucking dress shop there.

  1347. Okay. Okay.

  1348. Yeah.

  1349. But he's a fucking, he's just, he's a fucking show-off.

  1350. Yeah.

  1351. And, you know, he wants to come in here and, and, you know, speak his mind about shit, but he don't live in this fucking town no more.

  1352. No, he's just doing business.

  1353. He just owns property. Yeah.

  1354. One of them made a comment about-

  1355. Yeah. She voted.

  1356. Yeah.

  1357. Yeah. She said it ain't being maintained very good.

  1358. No.

  1359. But he wanted to argue with me about the fucking ... Well, I don't have to scrape fucking sidewalks.

  1360. Yeah, well somebody else did.

  1361. But it made me like, "Oh, you know, I've got 30 fucking years of town maintenance, and you gotta fucking scrape. Otherwise, don't fucking maintain them." Well, you get a slip and fall on a city sidewalk 'cause nobody maintain it-

  1362. And then you sue it

  1363. ... you maintain it, then, then-

  1364. Then the city sues you

  1365. ... then they get fucking sued. So listen to what the fuck I say. I ain't no fucking dummy. I know about that kind of shit, you know?

  1366. The, the university doesn't wanna get sued for shit like that.

  1367. We, we constantly argue with the fucking city whose sidewalk is which.

  1368. Right.

  1369. You know?

  1370. All the time you do.

  1371. Well, thanks for going. Did you have fun?

  1372. Not really. My ass was hurting.

  1373. I'm sorry.

  1374. Yeah, I mean, it was worth listening to, but my, my worst problem is, is I have personal-

  1375. I know

  1376. ... just personal-

  1377. Everybody seems to act pretty respectful though.

  1378. Yeah. Well, Robbie Smalls' friend was sitting there talking.

  1379. I noticed that.

  1380. Big friend.

  1381. You did tell me that. Actually, you

  1382. know what?

  1383. [sighs]

  1384. And that stupid fucking Dennis, "Oh, people walk on my sidewalk all the time." His fucking sidewalk ain't from here to fucking Harley's porch. It stretches across the fucking yard in front of that house that he owns. He's like, "Well, I've, you know, I paid all that money to do it myself, and it ain't broke." Well, the motherfucker ain't getting salted because I've never seen a fucking salt truck in the wintertime.

  1385. No, it's not.

  1386. See, he wants, he wants them to put a man around these places he's gonna fucking build.

  1387. I know.

  1388. The contracts.

  1389. That's-

  1390. And so that's my worst problem

  1391. ... that's making sense.

  1392. That's my worst problem with going to meetings, especially that. I wanted to say something, "What the fuck? You know, Dennis, you don't even fucking live in this town anymore."

  1393. So that's the j- the one that used to live right there. That... I just know the little short fat lady. Or-

  1394. Joni?

  1395. Yeah.

  1396. Yeah, that's her husband. Yeah.

  1397. Okay.

  1398. Yeah.

  1399. I didn't know that.

  1400. Yeah.

  1401. Okay.

  1402. They live clear over by fucking-

  1403. Brashear

  1404. ... Parkland Brashear.

  1405. Yeah.

  1406. I don't-

  1407. His fucking brother lives in that house right there. He, he's, uh, Smalls' kin.

  1408. Yeah.

  1409. You know? He that... He and Nelson, he's kin to them.

  1410. And that's why I'm going after this in the s- in the way that I have, because I think there's a lot of nepotism going on.

  1411. Yeah.

  1412. They're making sure their properties are all good.

  1413. Yeah.

  1414. And while, you know, yeah, it's cool that you're putting houses in, but are they, are they single family homes?

  1415. Yeah, exactly.

  1416. For, for h- for kids? And to live in and own, people to own?

  1417. How many jobs, how many jobs does that get sit there and say that he's around those areas

  1418. ... windmills. 20, 25. How many fucking windmills we got?

  1419. Exactly.

  1420. It's bull, you know?

  1421. They're all out of state. You can say whatever you wanna say, but-

  1422. 12:50 AM

    If they weren't out of state, the goddamn trailer park down there wouldn't be fucking full all the time.

  1423. Right?

  1424. Wouldn't have these guys wanting to fucking rent my place for, you know, a month at a time.

  1425. Honestly, I'm so happy when you don't rent that, because I'm like, "Let's not make their lives easier." [laughs]

  1426. I'm just, I'm just renting it, you know, at a night or two or nine weeks, a week, however long they're there to rent.

  1427. No, I... Yeah.

  1428. You know? And that's only to get a few bucks out of it to justify fucking sitting there, you know?

  1429. [laughs] I'm on a... I got me a little dynamite fucking joint

  1430. I'm happy. I am happy.

  1431. Yeah, that's the other thing I don't like about that fucking Pearson, he's just like, he's just like The rest of them, they done a little bit of contracting. They didn't know how to do it. They hired o- they hired other people to do it for them, but they just supplied the business 'cause he done, he done that. He ha- he had Pearson Construction forever.

  1432. They don't fucking-- They don't... That motherfucker ain't got do- down and poured a fucking sidewalk-

  1433. I can tell you exactly. Okay, I can tell you exactly what they do-

  1434. That's just it. I know all these motherfuckers

  1435. ... what they do because it's what everyone like that does.

  1436. Guns, guns. That's, that is where he's made his money, is fucking guns.

  1437. But you build something like whatever-

  1438. Yeah

  1439. ... and you get into all the, the little details around it.

  1440. Mm-hmm.

  1441. And what-- Don't they, don't they have it in with the, the-

  1442. Schrags and all of them-

  1443. No, wait

  1444. ... over there, the Schrag Trucking and all that. The-

  1445. Is that?

  1446. Yeah, because-

  1447. Okay

  1448. ... his wife, uh, Joni, a little short lady, she's a Schrag.

  1449. Okay. Well, no-

  1450. That's her brother or whatever

  1451. ... here's where I was gonna go. What about Kirksville Lumber?

  1452. Isn't there a Pearson that works in there?

  1453. Yeah, a different Pearson though.

  1454. Not a same family?

  1455. Okay. I thought it was the same family.

  1456. Different, different, different family.

  1457. Okay.

  1458. No, this is all Doug Pearson's. So that, that, the guy that was up there, that's Doug's brother's kid.

  1459. Okay.

  1460. Him and Jason are first cousins.

  1461. Okay.

  1462. You know.

  1463. Um-

  1464. But, but see, he's, he, he runs all the gun shows around here.

  1465. Yeah.

  1466. Runs the fucking gun shop down there, the pawn shop.

  1467. Uh-huh.

  1468. And then he's part owner in, you know, Schrags over around Edina that has the big trucking outfit. Okay. His wife, uh, Joni, she's a Schrag, and that's her brother.

  1469. Okay.

  1470. Jeremy, he's a fucking old drunk, you know. When we was kids, he was nothing but a fucking drunk that would steal shit from people all the time. You know, and then now they all, you know, yeah, they've all probably done pretty good for themselves, but it's all bullshit money, you know. It's like I said, Dennis don't even live in Green Top anymore. He don't give a fuck about nobody in this town. All he's done, he's bought all these properties dirt fucking cheap and throwing fucking houses on them.

  1471. Yeah. Well, they-

  1472. You know

  1473. ... they, the, see, people who go into business like that, this is kinda like, okay, uh...

  1474. Well, it's just exactly how, like, they've all done it, is they just go into the business because they need that service done for themselves. They don't wanna pay somebody else-

  1475. Yeah, yeah

  1476. ... so they use all the business write-offs. They might do it for a year and then do something else because that's how the tax code's written.

  1477. Exactly. Yep.

  1478. And-

  1479. Yeah, he's a fucking piece of shit. I don't like him. Motherfucker needs to stay out of town in bed if it's gonna burn him up. He already looks like a piece of fucking shit, whether.

  1480. Well, I didn't know who he was, and I could've sworn they said his last name was Nielsen, but-

  1481. He, he's another, he's another one when I walked, when I, I've walked in their gun shop before. "Hey, man, what's going on? Old buddy Jerry."

  1482. And, and-

  1483. At that point, you're a customer

  1484. ... yeah, they, they say, "Oh, yeah, yeah, I was friends with him. I know him," you know.

  1485. And the thing is-

  1486. They ain't no fucking... They're just like Robbie Small. They ain't no fucking-

  1487. But it's an unoriginal... Nobody has any ideas. They're-

  1488. Yeah

  1489. ... they're worried about missing out on money instead of fucking working.

  1490. I wanna, I wanna set up in town, you know. My fucking, this property we live on is probably one of the longest landowners in the fucking town, you know. [laughing] Yeah, I guarantee it is.

  1491. Yeah.

  1492. Everybody else that I know of is fucking sold out, you know.

  1493. I like how the ordinances, like, are... I don't understand why it would cost so much, but-

  1494. Yeah.

  1495. Yeah.

  1496. [items clinking]

  1497. 12:57 AM

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  1498. 1:03 AM

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  1499. 1:10 AM

    This little punk and fucking, or punk dweeb ass motherfucker they're wanting to hire as the code enforcer.

  1500. Yeah.

  1501. I think you can look him up on case net, and you'll be surprised.

  1502. I think he's got stalking charges and all kinds of shit on his ass.

  1503. God, I hope they did their due diligence.

  1504. He, uh-

  1505. I hope due di-

  1506. I remember several years ago seeing some girl in Kirksville posting on fucking Facebook when he was running for sheriff, and they're like, "This dude stalks, uh, you know, he tried to force himself on me," all kinds of shit.

  1507. So I say that motherfucker ever shows up in this fucking driveway and wants to fucking get whippy, I'll whip his fucking ass.

  1508. Oh. [laughs]

  1509. What's his fucking office?

  1510. Brian Blaise, Queen City.

  1511. Yeah. I knew the name sounded familiar, and I couldn't figure out why.

  1512. Like I said, he's that fucking little whack job that lives on the S-curve that's got the black Dodge Charger ex-cop car, and he's always got a duty belt on. Never caught packing a gun, but he always dresses like a fucking cop, and I think he's been a security guard at a few places, and that's about it.

  1513. [coughs] They can fucking do better than him.

  1514. But again, that was too, that was why I brought it up. Maybe you're gonna get a code enforcer. You better start, you know, sending copies of these fucking codes out because you'll find your code enforcer's gonna get his fucking ass whipped, or the city could possibly get sealed, uh, uh, not, uh-

  1515. Sued

  1516. ... sued over his fucking actions. So you better check a little bit fucking closer on his background.

  1517. I'm trying to log into their website, and I'm like, "Can't get in there."

  1518. Yeah.

  1519. Access denied. Couldn't even-

  1520. The only votes that he generally gets is he's run-- I don't know how many times he's run for sheriff up here, and he hasn't even gotten close. He'll get very few votes, but it's all from the fucking shit-kickers and the lowlifes that Joe's busted for doing something they shouldn't or whatever, you know.

  1521. Yeah.

  1522. The last time they had a code enforcer, I think, was Danny True, that I remember.

  1523. But Danny had military background and all that shit.

  1524. Yeah. That's-- We don't-- I hope sh-- I hope they're smart enough to not do that.

  1525. Well, if they do, they better prepare themselves for fucking lawsuits.

  1526. CJ Peele, he's-- I know him too. He's a little bit of a wild card, radicalist-type person, you know?

  1527. Yeah.

  1528. Everybody's always doing something wrong.

  1529. Well, he does live right next to-

  1530. I, I, I, I understand exactly what he's talking about. There's gotta be a lot of noise that comes off that fair western.

  1531. I can understand the complaint, you know?

  1532. Well, according to this, he only has a traffic ticket in two... But this is out of Overland Park or Olathe, Kansas.

  1533. Oh.

  1534. Brian Blaise, B-L-A-I-Z-E, right?

  1535. No, B-L-A-I-S-E, I think.

  1536. Yeah, B-L-A-I-S-E.

  1537. It's on the paper.

  1538. Yeah. Yeah, it's not spelled like you think it would be.

  1539. Said I remember several years ago seeing some lady fucking made a big deal about it on Facebook. He was stalking her and, and trying to force himself on her and

  1540. threatening... He threatened his wife if she was gonna leave him.

  1541. 1:15 AM

    I don't know. There was a whole bunch of shit on there about it. That's why I always said, told people, "Don't ever vote for that fucking wack job for fucking sheriff." [coughs] 'Cause he's the type-- He's wanted to be a cop for so fucking long, and nobody will fucking hire him.

  1542. 2016. Breach of contract.

  1543. Infraction. Traffic ticket. Traffic ticket. Traffic ticket. Traffic ticket

  1544. [coughing]

  1545. You know, I'm sure he's been through all the schooling. He's got all the vehicle. Nobody's ever hired him.

  1546. Well-

  1547. Have to stop. Watch your head.

  1548. Traffic ticket. I mean, he's had... You wouldn't think, I don't know, two cops have traffic tickets.

  1549. Yeah.

  1550. [coughing] I think they can have this beer. They just can't have it at home.

  1551. Traffic ticket. He's got a traffic ticket, ninety-seven, two thousand and seven. Um.

  1552. Maybe he was never formally charged, but there was-

  1553. Breech of contact at Macon County Hospital. Um.

  1554. There were several girls that were fucking harassing him and shit like that.

  1555. Well, I think there's that comes out, um.

  1556. Right here. As soon as I walk in the center point right here.

  1557. I'm just, I'm sitting here looking at the date. I think anytime anybody runs for office, people say something, but you know, they might be as crazy as he is.

  1558. I mean, not a big thing.

  1559. Well, there's a reason why he's never been hired as a police officer or anything, anywhere.

  1560. I'm, I'm not interested in code enforcer, but, um-

  1561. I think it's a waste of fucking money.

  1562. Yeah.

  1563. It's a, I feel like it's a big waste of money.

  1564. Um, that is definitely true.

  1565. You know, if they wanna enforce the codes, then they should get a few in line and hire a one time deal, you know, a one time deal. "Okay, I need you to go around to this residence, this residence, and this residence." And here, here's what they violated, and you need to deliver it to them, you know, plain and fucking simple.

  1566. I don't know why they're-- honestly, I don't understand it. I feel like it would be easier than everything once it gets in the government.

  1567. Like I said, that motherfucker-

  1568. They all start calling-

  1569. ... ever, that motherfucker's ever got here doing any fucking thing and even gets a quarter fucking lick with me, I'm fucking out.

  1570. I know. Just start-

  1571. And that's plain fucking simple. I don't like the guy. Did you ever have liked a fucking guy, you know?

  1572. Well, I, I don't know him at all, but I don't think he's-

  1573. He's one of the, one of the people. You know, I think that's why he's never been hired as a cop. He-- I think he's one of them people, you put him in a little bit of a corner or stressful situation, something bad will fucking happen.

  1574. Yeah.

  1575. He's gonna shoot somebody. He's gonna-

  1576. ... do something wrong. He, he probably didn't pass his fucking medical evaluation.

  1577. Just like, just like the motherfucker they hired up there in Lancaster years ago, the Scott Mueller. Obviously, he never learned his lesson. Got out of that fucking first deal and then pulled a gun again on guys he was working with, you know. And he got him to fucking again. You know, he shot and killed a fucking teenage boy.

  1578. That's why they have mental evaluations.

  1579. Yeah.

  1580. So I guess I have had a mental evaluation, you know, in the military.

  1581. But that Scott Mueller was one of them guys that would stand in front of the mirror with a fucking pistol on, "All right, this is fucking quick draw."

  1582. That's something little kids-

  1583. He would-- When off duty, he would go jogging with his fucking gun belt on.

  1584. [laughing]

  1585. Yeah.

  1586. You know, he would do shit like that. He, he, he tried to intimidate people. He wasn't a mean enough man to manhandle anybody or anything like that if he had to. He tried to... He was like another quote, unquote-

  1587. Ridiculous

  1588. ... but his, his gun and his badge, he wanted you to fear him, you know.

  1589. [coughing] You do that with your chest.

  1590. 1:20 AM

    Yeah.

  1591. And so, like, that's what that is. Like, and, and you can see, um, like...

  1592. Okay.

  1593. Whatever that-- Okay. [laughing] You mentioned those two people on the end, right? So I didn't realize who the other guy was when he walked in, but because I'm like, "This guy looks familiar. I don't know why." And like, now that you're telling me, I understand why. The other guy, as soon as he started talking, I think I heard the first name. But did you notice how they were both like this posture?

  1594. Mm-hmm.

  1595. Instead of this relaxed posture? Yeah.

  1596. Yeah.

  1597. And he said like-- It's funny, even the location he said, like, he's, he's trying to be like, I, I like sit in the back of the room, so I can see, like, I-- deliberate. Like, it's, it's like, well, your memory is probably no good, and that's why you can't do shit like that because you should know everybody around you when you walk in the room, and you choose your seat.

  1598. And you shouldn't be like, picking a seat like-

  1599. Yeah. Well, you know-

  1600. ... with your surroundings like that

  1601. ... that fucking Dennis Pearson, he came in there for a few fucking minutes, so he got what he wanted, the alleys closed on the properties that he bought, then he fucking left.

  1602. Well, the other one, I think, was, um...

  1603. Was it, was they both his?

  1604. No. The, the fat guy that come in beside him-

  1605. Yeah

  1606. ... he's, he's the sewer guy.

  1607. Okay.

  1608. He's the city sewer guy.

  1609. Okay.

  1610. So that's, uh-

  1611. No, no. I was just trying to think the two alleys that was closed.

  1612. Yeah.

  1613. I'm trying to remember if they were both-

  1614. Was sitting by me.

  1615. Yeah.

  1616. And that lady, do you know Ethan William's mom? She was the one that just mean-mugged me the whole fucking time last time, and I'm just like-

  1617. Right

  1618. ... I don't know. I'm dealing with something, and I don't care. I figured she was the girl's mother or some shit because I'm like... And then I started realizing, like, okay, they got that property over there, and I was like, okay. So, but anyhow, that was the lady that was just stick-- just stared, stared at me. And today she was smiling and happy.

  1619. Yeah.

  1620. Like, totally different demeanors. Like-

  1621. Right. Well, she probably, she, she was probably, it was probably one of them things. She's never seen you before, so he's never seen you in town or even-

  1622. I've delivered out there, but that's not it.

  1623. Right. But, but that-

  1624. ... but that's just it, and she probably, you know-

  1625. Like, who the fuck are you coming into my town?

  1626. Right. Kinda like I'm upset with, you know-

  1627. The guy who did the land

  1628. ... the fucking developers. Yeah. He don't live in this town anymore. He owns a few fucking houses. And he don't know his ass from a hole in the ground because he don't build none of this shit. He hires it all fucking done, you know?

  1629. What kind of crews does he hire?

  1630. Like, uh, Core Gray and them guys?

  1631. Cheap, cheap as he can.

  1632. Well, when, when he had his business, I tried to warn him one time. There were guys, some of these guys he hired were convicts and shit like that, were driving around in his truck around the college. He owned a fucking-- They said it was a college girl.

  1633. Oh.

  1634. And I told him, I said, "Man, that ain't good for your business." He always said, "I ain't gonna mess with none of them boys." And I, you know, I said, "Are you fucking scared of them or something?" You know?

  1635. Scared, no. [coughs] Maybe.

  1636. See, it was the same thing.

  1637. Maybe.

  1638. That's the same thing Jason done to me.

  1639. What did they do when their kids was getting harassed? They fucking moved out of town.

  1640. Yeah.

  1641. They just fucking packed up and left. Do you remember? Maybe.

  1642. Yep.

  1643. Well, I've got a personal vendetta against him from years and years and years and years ago.

  1644. Me too. Me too.

  1645. Yeah. Well, hell, I was only...

  1646. He's about two years, three years older than I am. I was about seventeen, sixteen, seventeen.

  1647. And he, when they first started the gun show thing, him and his uncle and a bunch of them started doing the gun shows around here. And he hunted me down. He goes, "Hey, you want some work for a couple, couple nights this week?" And then he said, uh, a Friday and Saturday. I said, "Doing what?" He said, "We're gonna have that gun show. He said, "We want to have you as a security guard." I was like, "All right." Yeah.

  1648. Don't you have to be, like, certified?

  1649. Basically, just checking any guns brought in and out the door, open them up, making sure none of them's loaded, if they had to clean the clips out of them.

  1650. Okay. Yeah.

  1651. You know, that, that was the type of security.

  1652. That's just maybe what it was.

  1653. And, uh, and then he said, he goes, "And then we'll pay you a couple nights a week, which we'll get all the big parking lots and flyer and shit under." And so I done that for two days, and I was fucking getting out a stack of fucking flyers all night. Anyway, gun show was all over, cleaned up for the weekend and all that shit. And he was in there with his uncle and a bunch of his cousins and the family and all that.

  1654. 1:25 AM

    And I said, "Well," I said, "I'm done," you know, like paid. And he handed me a fucking stack of ones. It was about that fucking high.

  1655. What's that? A hundred bucks?

  1656. And, and I flipped through it, and I said, "What the fuck is this?" He said, "That's your pay." And I said, "There ain't a hundred fucking dollars right there." And I said, "I fucking worked more hours than that." And he goes, "Well, that's all you're fucking getting. Take it or leave it." Just like that. So I snatched it out of his fucking hand and walked out the door. You know, I wasn't gonna dare try to fucking fight him.

  1657. What are you gonna do with a bunch of guns and everybody else there?

  1658. Oh, that's okay.

  1659. Yeah.

  1660. He's, you know, you know, you know, you know, it's-- you've seen it get cards. Like-

  1661. Yeah

  1662. ... I think that this family-

  1663. [coughs]

  1664. That's okay. If you take it out on any of the rest of them, you get an opportunity.

  1665. That motherfucker said I wouldn't make that talk in a life. Fuck, I'd sell out one of them companies in a minute if they wanna put one next door to me. I'd fucking buy it, motherfucker. He would not.

  1666. Well, he might.

  1667. It's like, you know, it was like basically all he said, though-

  1668. What's that?

  1669. ... was se- was sell your town out 'cause y'all ain't got enough money to run the town, so sell it out to one of these companies and you'll be fine.

  1670. Yeah.

  1671. Well.

  1672. That's because he don't live a fucking brick's throw anymore.

  1673. Well-

  1674. You know

  1675. ... he said it right there.

  1676. Yeah.

  1677. He said, "I-- of course I would." And that's of course why I want this fucking ordinance more now. And hopefully everybody else heard it too.

  1678. And everybody on the fucking sidewalk. I rough those motherfuckers up all the time.

  1679. There's never-

  1680. And I've only thirty fucking years of working a fucking treatment and driving things. I know fucking concrete.

  1681. Me either. My money over the sidewalk, it's done, because I have delivered to that house more times than I care to walk up those fucking stairs.

  1682. When, when they poured the concrete up town that they're talking about, the, the little sidewalks up there in front of the post office-

  1683. I thought it was-

  1684. ... it was fucking sealed years ago. But it's had to be redone a couple times because the fucking railing is rotted off I don't know how many times going into the fucking post office. The concrete hadn't even been there. But that shit was treated years ago. You know, it's a one-time deal, but you get a long-run sidewalk, you're talking fifteen, sixteen hundred bucks. Now, if you're not gonna maintain them, you know, and that's a city-owned sidewalk, and somebody slips and falls and gets hurt and decides they're gonna sue the city, that can be done. So you probably ought to maintain them And the cheapest way is to make them fucking last is to seal the motherfuckers when they're done, you know?

  1685. But the sidewalk he's talking about, the D bill, I paid for it myself.

  1686. How wide is a fucking lot?

  1687. A city lot. That's all fucking...

  1688. It's-- It ain't from here. The sidewalk probably ain't from our front porch to fucking Harlow's house.

  1689. No. Now that I know where you're talking about, I'm like, "No, it's not very long sidewalk."

  1690. And there, there ain't no other sidewalks on either fucking side of it, so you're not gonna tell me somebody walking down the street is gonna go right around and take, walk on six, eight, nine-

  1691. The reason he has-

  1692. -sidewalk steps and then back out in the fucking road here. And I've never seen the motherfucker shovel it off up there ever in my fucking life. I just go around the fucking shovel.

  1693. The reason that sidewalk is done well is because there's a ditch in front of it.

  1694. A proper ditch-

  1695. Yeah

  1696. -and a culvert. Like, that's the only reason those sidewalks have maintained.

  1697. And nobody fucking walks on them in the winter. Like, whatever. Maybe there's like a dozen people that walk on it, but whatever. He doesn't see it anymore. That was how many years ago that they moved away? Like fifteen years ago?

  1698. Yeah.

  1699. Yeah.

  1700. No, ten years ago.

  1701. His brother, his brothers are fucking, you know, live in-

  1702. I don't know. They've had renters in there it seems like. I feel like I delivered to them, um, when, uh, the one that lives on the south end of town, he lived there for a while. Um, and at least, I feel like at least two different sets of renters.

  1703. But I don't, I don't think the motherfucker's gonna have any lucky in his book if he got to live in the fucking thing.

  1704. He's just collecting money off of it.

  1705. 1:30 AM

    Yeah.

  1706. You know what he needs to do? He needs to put fucking house numbers on his fucking house building.

  1707. Yeah.

  1708. The worst stuff, if these are the addresses, he doesn't have fucking addresses on his fucking duplex.

  1709. Don't touch me. Do not touch me.

  1710. Well, do it yourself, stupid.

  1711. Do not reduce her. I give up her high.

  1712. That's her real name.

  1713. Right.

  1714. Yep, because that guy is a

  1715. Yeah, he thinks he's a fucking big shot, you know? It's like that's the way all the Ferrigos are.

  1716. I can tell.

  1717. They think since they're doing good, they got a business or they're putting up-

  1718. No, I thought he was married to Angela. I didn't-

  1719. No, he's-

  1720. I thought he had a different name.

  1721. Yeah.

  1722. Yeah.

  1723. He grew up right here in fucking town. Grew up fucking shit creek. Just like everybody else. Fucking flunked out of school. Was a fucking alcoholic, you know?

  1724. And know basically nobody. All-- Yeah, he's done great for himself for somebody, you know, around here trying to-

  1725. He-

  1726. You know, he's taken big chances and done shit like that, that it's worked out in his favor. But he also-- See, his dad got killed in a semi wreck when them were all boys. And he got, uh, the way they settled it with them was they got like two point two million dollars, and that was back in '82, out of this wreck because it was a, I don't know, there was a DOT failure involvement and something, and then there was a-

  1727. They found everything.

  1728. Yeah. They, uh-

  1729. They found everything.

  1730. So anyway, all them boys got, you know, close to a million dollars fucking piece.

  1731. Good.

  1732. You know? And-

  1733. Yeah, yeah. They-

  1734. They're, they're in the Trump's county.

  1735. Well, yeah. They lost, they lost their, they lost their dad, you know, why not? But, you know, so he, he had a jumpstart, you know.

  1736. It didn't make their character any better.

  1737. No. No, it didn't make their character any better.

  1738. So that's why I say it's a family trait.

  1739. Yeah.

  1740. It seems like it runs in their family.

  1741. I mean, he thought he was ladies man or walking fucking around getting liked and I'm done fucking around. But see-

  1742. He's got like the biggest fucking nostrils I've ever seen a person have.

  1743. And his nose is like pointed up.

  1744. Did he have a fucking nose job? He looks like he had a nose job to me.

  1745. I would, I would be curious to see what his high school pictures look like.

  1746. Well, him and, uh, his wife's brother, the Shrey-

  1747. Uh-huh

  1748. -over here, which is, they all grew up down here in the bottom. Uh, that Schultz's live there now, but that's her sister.

  1749. Oh, okay.

  1750. You know, she's a Schultz. See, she was, well, she was in her niece because their mother was a fucking slut and had several children, you know. Well, anyway, this Dennis was best friends with her brother growing up, and they fucking used to steal shit, drove around in a fucking Escort drunk all the time and-

  1751. Oh, gosh.

  1752. They, uh, they went-- they used to fucking drive, like, drive through people's fucking yards two, three o'clock in the morning, drive around their houses and shit like that. And, uh-

  1753. I ain't used to do shit like that. Sorry.

  1754. Well, I was-

  1755. I'm guilty

  1756. ... I was sitting over here at Granny's one night because I was drunk and fucking cold, and while I was saying, "Where are you at, man?" That was when she found me out all that trouble. So I, I would go, you know, she didn't care if I drank. She had to say, "You go outside and sit on that bench and you ain't getting nothing more." Yeah. Well, I fucking watched them do it to a bunch of hou-- I could see the fucking headlights up, up there. They were doing it. I was sitting out in front of Granny's, and they come down the fucking driveway, and I thought, "Well, they're going around Mike Weston's or they're going around Granny's."

  1757. Sure enough, they fucking went right behind the house, lobbed up the berm of the grave, slung fucking gravel. Well, when they got back around the front yard, I pulled a chunk of road off the concrete out of the, hid behind the maple tree and I planted it right in the fucking driver's side window.

  1758. And man, they fucking took off like a motherfucker.

  1759. [laughs]

  1760. But they thought, they thought somebody shot-

  1761. Whose car were they driving?

  1762. It was one of the two of them.

  1763. I f- like, I wonder 'cause like they may have borrowed it from family.

  1764. Yeah. And it was a little Escort. But anyway, they thought somebody shot me.

  1765. 'Cause I just walked out from behind that maple tree, and I had that big chunk of concrete like that.

  1766. Yeah, uh, and just as they was flying out the yard, I slammed it right in the fucking wind- right in the fucking driver's side front window, and it went clear into the fucking car.

  1767. [laughs] Nice.

  1768. So-

  1769. Which arm did you do that with?

  1770. 1:35 AM

    My right.

  1771. Okay. [laughs]

  1772. Backwards, though.

  1773. Yeah.

  1774. You know, that's a good way to tear, do, fucking these things up.

  1775. That's why I asked.

  1776. Do shit backwards.

  1777. 'Cause I'm thinking if the car's coming at me, I'm probably gonna use my left hand.

  1778. But I, I, I was only like sixteen, seventeen, so I was, I was paper thin back then. I, I made, made the way up.

  1779. You blended right in.

  1780. And I had fucking huge arms, and I was a fighting son of a bitch back then, so nothing scared me.

  1781. Them fuckers took off and parked the car, and I told Granny about it in the morning 'cause she, she was pissed. She was like, "You know who they were?" And I said, "Yeah, Jeremy Sprague and Dennis Peterson." I told her what I done. I said, "Well, don't call the cops 'cause I might get in trouble." But I said, "I, you missed a chunk of concrete out here under, broke a piece of your sidewalk." I said, "I went through the fucking windshield." And she, she called the father, Paul, and I identified the car, and I said, "You'll find, uh, you'll find a, uh, chunk of con-"

  1782. I said, "You'll find a chunk of concrete in about the front seat of it," and a hole through the window. I said, "I hope I ain't in trouble. Old Bobby Burner looked at me, and he says, 'Well, they tried to run over you, didn't they?'" I said, "Yeah." He goes, "No trouble." He said-

  1783. That'd be the second one in their family

  1784. 'Cause, 'cause, 'cause he says, "I'm gonna tell you something." He says, "I believe your story." He says, "I seen the tire tracks." And he says, "All I need is to see that car with a hole in the windshield." He said, "You guys ain't got nothing to worry about." I said, "Well, you know where they fucking live?" Sure enough, drove down there, and yeah. They tried lying and said that they just pulled up in the driveway to talk to me, and I ran out there and done that. He said, "No." He said, "But I got complaints all night, you know, same color car, all that," you know. And he says, "You guys, you guys about ran over Daniel out there, and that's why you got a hole in the fucking windshield." I don't know. They had to pay everybody that they drove through the yards. Institution back then wasn't much, fifty or seventy-five dollars.

  1785. Well, a lot harder to go and fix it.

  1786. Yep.

  1787. Don't want to do it again.

  1788. And then, and then, and then they used to always try to gang up on me after that, but, but they, they tried to bully me, but I'd come out-

  1789. Is that why you got so many guns?

  1790. No.

  1791. No, him.

  1792. Oh, yeah, maybe. But I, uh, what would scare him was I would jump out of the car and say, "Come on, motherfuckers, both of y'all. I'll fuck up both of you." You know, I'd, I'd get that fucking crazy eye, and even though I was fast-

  1793. [laughs]

  1794. ... and quick, you know, my hat would get turned around fucking backwards, and people would know it was on, you know.

  1795. Damn.

  1796. And just, so it was just, and that was about the time they quit fucking high school and shit, you know.

  1797. And I just never spoke to them for a lot of years, you know. And then when they're both away, you know, you know it, you know. Their, their boy, that Dalton and Harley was good buddies.

  1798. Yeah.

  1799. You know, until he got all weird and started going to church and school.

  1800. Did he just get picked on or something? 'Cause I don't know. That's all I know.

  1801. Harley had him playing football, had him lifting weights and all that shit. Harley would stand up for him. He wasn't really getting picked on that much.

  1802. Well, see, the, that generation tried to be nicer, I think-

  1803. Yeah

  1804. ... than we were-

  1805. Oh, yeah

  1806. ... as kids.

  1807. Mm-hmm.

  1808. And, like, it completely worked or backfired, I think.

  1809. Yeah.

  1810. But, um-

  1811. But yeah, I mean, I, I could go on for days.

  1812. Like, you were like, you, like, bullied the bullies back.

  1813. Damn right I did.

  1814. So that, I love, I love that.

  1815. I, I didn't like bullies. I didn't like bullies.

  1816. Because, like, it's the, being able to see them when you see them, like, know they're actually that way before you actually have to see the evidence-

  1817. Yep

  1818. ... like, is kind of like [indistinct] yeah.

  1819. Anyways, I just, I, I get the feel when you tell me these stories, I'm like, "Okay, I, I wonder," but, you know, it just depends what side of it you're on. Do you know what I mean? Like, were you rather, like, I don't know. I, my, I'm not...

  1820. Yeah, I do too [indistinct] .

  1821. [laughs] Getting lost in my own phone.

  1822. I might go to a few more of them just to say, you know, hear what the kids talk about.

  1823. You know, I still-

  1824. It seems like they're just learning it. They don't actually know what they're doing yet, I think.

  1825. Well, I'm not, I'm not, uh...

  1826. I, I guess I'm really not into the politics part of it that much as opposed to

  1827. 1:40 AM

    Trying to offer, you know, input on things. I know I am a professional, you know.

  1828. Yeah.

  1829. You know what I mean?

  1830. Yeah.

  1831. And if I can offer, you know, advice, uh, anything like that, you know, I, I don't mind doing things like that. But, you know,

  1832. in situations like they made a comment up there about, you know, they wish they could hire s- a second city maintenance worker, you know. And, uh, you know, the way I look at it-

  1833. If they're paying as good as they're paying, give them fucking.

  1834. Yeah, I would, I would tell them, you know, I would work two days a week, you know.

  1835. You'd have to apply for it-

  1836. Yeah

  1837. ... if you wanted it.

  1838. Or, uh, they could, uh, maybe just contract me very cheaply on a few things, you know, like...

  1839. You know, it sounds like Mike's really big on, on keep going with the park and beautifying the park.

  1840. Yeah.

  1841. He, he was a hundred percent right. We should, we should have asphalt that, you know, truck stay out-

  1842. Yeah

  1843. ... you know, no trash trucks.

  1844. Yeah.

  1845. Um-

  1846. But then you'd have... Well, and, and see, that would be maybe more reasons for-- Like, there could be, like, neighborhood chores for kids to do and get hired to do, like take the trash cans back and forth.

  1847. Yeah. Or if they wanna-

  1848. Wash the trash cans out.

  1849. You know, get this-- I got, gonna-- That side-by-side is gonna be a snow, uh, pushing machine, you know.

  1850. Uh-huh.

  1851. And maybe contract if they're gonna put in this new sidewalk from the house and deal up to the park. I would blade during the snows, you know.

  1852. Yeah.

  1853. And, uh, 'cause I'm gonna get, uh... Oh, it ain't very high, a couple hundred bucks. I'm gonna get a tailgate spreader.

  1854. The trouble is, is are you-- Okay, you're gonna have something the right width. Who knows what width they're gonna afford-

  1855. Right

  1856. ... the sidewalk and stuff like that. Probably-

  1857. Well-

  1858. ... federal standards, but-

  1859. Yeah. And, uh, but, you know, they can contract it real cheap on doing it, you know. And I would just do it during snow, you know.

  1860. Yeah.

  1861. And I'm gonna get-- I, I wanna get a, a little spreader to put on the back of that where we can get like-

  1862. The trouble with-- Here, I'm gonna give you this-

  1863. Like bags, like bags of salt for like if we get ice out here, I can spread fucking salt on the driveway and get rid of-- like blade the snow off.

  1864. Yeah.

  1865. The trouble with being-- Okay, the trouble with being contracted is you hold the liability if something goes wrong. That's why you would rather be employed on a, on a-

  1866. Oh, okay

  1867. ... on a this type of contract.

  1868. Right.

  1869. And so that way they are covering you as an employee.

  1870. Yeah.

  1871. And, um, you know, the fees are different, like for pieces of equipment-

  1872. But I would, but I would-

  1873. ... that are already on the table.

  1874. I would do it the way-

  1875. Does that make sense?

  1876. Yeah, I would do it the way I'm just saying, you know, for, uh, liability reasons, you know. Um, I would do it for twenty-five dollars an hour, and it will take me less than four hours to do it, so-

  1877. Well, here-

  1878. Wait a second, though

  1879. ... you're making, you're making a hundred bucks an hour.

  1880. I have a little experience with this.

  1881. Yeah.

  1882. Like the way that they built like UPS and made it look like they're, you know... They, they-- UPS is smarter. But anyhow, with this kind of a group, you could-- it wouldn't present well. But basically like your, like manual labor rate, if, you know, if you're on your feet-

  1883. Yeah

  1884. ... you're I'm on this equipment rate, I'm on that equipment rate.

  1885. Yeah.

  1886. You know, that way your equipment's covered.

  1887. Yeah.

  1888. You have to consider-

  1889. Yeah. Oh, yeah

  1890. ... the cost of the equipment.

  1891. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah.

  1892. And then have them provide the fuel or-

  1893. Yeah

  1894. ... you know, whatever.

  1895. But, but I, I know from experience with that machine and blade that I got, it would be basically fired up, running through town, drop the blade, I'd be done in five fucking minutes.

  1896. Well, you know that.

  1897. Yeah.

  1898. And just do a minimum of an hour-

  1899. Yeah

  1900. ... every time.

  1901. And you know, I-- if, if, if they, if they, uh, decide to pay that going to the park, uh, I'll take-

  1902. Yeah.

  1903. Way out into the park so it's maybe a couple people.

  1904. Yeah.

  1905. And somebody has to just be cool with it because the-

  1906. Well, anyway, I-- and the way I would approach it would be like, and then, you know, so I'd be paycheck, insurance, something like that.

  1907. 1:45 AM

    Yeah.

  1908. You know, very much so for, you know, because, um-

  1909. ... you know, here, here's the thing with it. That machine will last me until I'm about forty-nine, you know, ten, fifteen years, you know.

  1910. Well, the tracks, the tracks are the thing that's probably gonna wear out the most.

  1911. Right. But I have experienced that they run a long time as long as you maintain the tracks.

  1912. Yeah.

  1913. It'll break down. I mean, they run a long way.

  1914. And all we're talking is like, you know, for drive, our driveway and-

  1915. Well, it's a good reason to keep it up.

  1916. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

  1917. Well, that's why, like I say, sometimes, you know, when they say I can do a little bit without receiving shit like that. In the fall, I wanna get the cardboard from town, and you know, I will just go on board my, uh, board out there or that sign, sign, uh, you know, sometimes whatever. But yeah, it's, it's got

  1918. [background noise]

  1919. And I don't know,

  1920. you know, how the hell [door closing] I'm gonna get out of here. I've been left outside in a wheelchair before. So I don't give a shit. It'd be hard to steal one of them motherfuckers because, you know, we route the air out, they fucking fall apart.

  1921. [background noise]

  1922. I don't know how the hell I'm gonna work on a sheet metal mess for a living. Setting off, setting off doesn't take me nothing but two, four, six, eight people.

  1923. You don't have to have help. You can steal.

  1924. Me and Shelton's already planned it out.

  1925. How are we gonna get it out when you get home?

  1926. Well, it'll be in the spring time I'll be home.

  1927. Yeah.

  1928. Okay.

  1929. Well, me and Shelton already talked about it. Shelton said, "Just, just wait until your last day."

  1930. Yeah.

  1931. And he said, "Shut the lid on that motherfucker, and just haul her at me. I'll run forklift over her." He said, "I'll-- Me and Harv will come over with this big trailer with an engine. We'll just lay her up on there, strap it up, drive the fuck out of there." You know.

  1932. It's slow to drive home.

  1933. Yeah.

  1934. It'd be a bouncing motherfucker.

  1935. Well, it comes apart.

  1936. The top comes off, and we're gonna set it down in two pieces, but it locks and drawers and things like that. You fucking strap it down good. Yeah, I'll bring that motherfucker home for ninety some fucking toolbar.

  1937. [laughing] There ain't a motherfucker there that works there anymore that knew that old fucking Tim Baker just stuffed it on his fucking credit card. And, and he flat fucking told-- I think he walked the fucking-- didn't turn in the seat on or nothing because that was when he was out the fucking door, when Sam pretty much forced him to fucking retire.

  1938. Mm-hmm.

  1939. And I don't even think the shit even got me. But, but that was the, that was the thing too, like Shelton and I was talking about. He knows all about the surplus. He goes, "Well," he said, "if it was less than a thousand dollars, it don't even go into inventory, you know, because it ain't tagged nowhere, you know." So... And a lot of the tools that's in it, my prior bosses back in the day, you know, I got like three nice Craftsman complete sets. I've fucking kept every piece together for, you know, the last twenty-seven years that my prior bosses got me. And they was always like, "When you leave, you take them for yourself. Fuck this place," you know. Fuck yeah, shut the fuck the drawers on them. [laughing] The thing is, there's a lot of tools for working on the side by side, specialty tools, you know, that I've had for fucking years down there. They're not inventoried nowhere, you know.

  1940. Yeah, Shelton's like, "I'd fucking take everything." I said, "I'm just taking what's in the fucking box." I said, "It's mostly the all-wheel Craftsman sets for moving sewer and all that bought for me," you know. And they was bought with STEXO's money back when, when, uh, they farmed out just our management. You know, our-

  1941. Yeah

  1942. ... supervisors were-- We were still dream employees and supervisors. See, they had to spend so much of their money too, you know.

  1943. 1:50 AM

    I ain't gonna feel one bit fucking bad about it. [laughing]

  1944. I think I'm gonna take-- tell Harlan Wright that that's their fucking loss, you know, their tools to take care of, you know.

  1945. Of course, all of them will be theirs, you know, at some point. But yeah, poor Harlan. I'm gonna cut down on long-term projects. I ain't gonna have any fucking drop bases. We can't put none of our own shit in, you know.

  1946. Yeah, see if I can start building some shit, you know, on, on Gary's yard.

  1947. I get-- A month down the road, I think I can do a lot of shit, but I wanna do it and do it right-handed, you know. Like, I can-- As long as I'm not lifting anything or laying on or pulling on or shit.

  1948. Because this, uh, physical therapy thing is only two days a week until the next appointment, and that's it. So I don't know if it'll-

  1949. Well, he'll-- That's the prescription.

  1950. Yeah, I don't know if he'll sign how much more of it just after that.

  1951. That's just the-- I don't know. It might be the first round. He might get a report. I don't know.

  1952. Yeah.

  1953. He'll see. He'll see what you're looking like.

  1954. Yeah.

  1955. They'll probably do more-- I don't know if they do any more imaging or if they just check you.

  1956. I, I-- Maybe at some point if I had trouble, you know, um.

  1957. I wonder, I wonder if they just do it to see how they did.

  1958. Well, I was reading online stuff about it, and they say, you know, about into the sixth week you can go without the sling.

  1959. You know, and with, with good physical therapy, if everything's going all right, you know, you can use your, your, uh, arm, just nothing over a few pounds, lifting, like no reaching behind you.

  1960. Stuff like that. Just basically be good to it.

  1961. Yeah.

  1962. Just, just use it for a helper, you know, for a while. And, you know, they say about eight months, start getting

  1963. So,

  1964. uh, fucking with my shit to be able to get back on the lawnmower and, uh, be able to weed eat, you know. I think maybe a little later on down the road, I'll go out there and fuck that and get my, uh, strap for my weed eater so I, uh, I don't have to use my left arm.

  1965. You can just balance it.

  1966. Just balance it, you know, and that's it. It's-

  1967. Yeah

  1968. ... easier on the back. I've used them, uh, in real life without a collar years ago, you know.

  1969. Like the steer, like-

  1970. It seemed to me like I snagged two or three of them, and then before I got put on, those dogs fucking chewed them up.

  1971. I think, yeah, he did have something like that.

  1972. Just need to get a actually, the, you know, how they steer.

  1973. The orange wheels. Ca- uh, Munsey chewed up.

  1974. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was.

  1975. He was like, after the fucking wheels and the fucking-- Like, he was biting the tires of the fucking heater.

  1976. Yeah. Yeah, he, he chewed them fuckers-

  1977. Like it was a cars churning machine.

  1978. I, I keep trying to remind myself that one of these days I get time to, you know, decide the actual AR to go to fucking Home Depot and they got all kinds of wheels for a couple bucks a piece.

  1979. That fucking thing, every time I drag it out, it fucking pisses me off 'cause it don't fuck roll.

  1980. [laughing] Goddamn dogs.

  1981. That's what it is. It's that tire biting thing 'cause the thing turned off, like-

  1982. Yeah

  1983. ... he's trying to kill it.

  1984. Yeah.

  1985. But it's not dying.

  1986. Yeah. Foxy likes that thing. Cabin fucking hates it.

  1987. They probably kind of sense it too. [laughing]

  1988. Yeah. Foxy knows to stand way away from it. She'll stand there and she'll turn her butt towards it, and she'll turn sides towards it when she's fucking laying down.

  1989. Gets herself all pre-warmed, you know.

  1990. Yeah. Which

  1991. Cabin hated it. He tried everything to get me to not get in the fucking truck today, you know. Bite the fucking tire and he was trying to fucking-- He kept-- He does that shit with his nose and his fucking shoulder. He tries to bump me in the legs to, you know, to like steer me in another direction.

  1992. 1:55 AM

    And the fucker, when I pulled back in the driveway, he was sitting right where that black truck was parked, watching me.

  1993. Waiting for you.

  1994. Waiting.

  1995. He's sitting.

  1996. Yeah.

  1997. Yeah. It's, it's like-

  1998. Foxy and Foxy was right here

  1999. ... I almost feel bad for him.

  2000. I know.

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